Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

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Here we are!

I'm going Sweden, he's a homophobic guy from an ok country, Putin is a whole different level of wrong.
Maybe we should start invading a few countries, it seems to work for Russia. I reckon we could easy take Belgium and Cyprus

See, Europe. Italy was an option without homophobia or dictatorship. You could all have given them 12 points and we'd all gave been happy.

FFS - who is voting for Belgium ? Did I miss something? I can't even remember their song....

It's the runaway bride.

San merino should be easy to invade, it's only little

San Marino is a country?

Are San Marino our friends then?

I'd go for Sweden over Russia.

Looks like Russia isn't going to win.

Principality I believe, like Monaco

I reckon we can take Malta.

Is it her dress, or are her hips freakishly narrow?

If Scotland had voted yes, we could have done an ex-UK neighbourly voting thing. And, I guess, England could threaten to invade if necessary.

What hips?

Good call Harry, that's only small too, we don't want to overstretch ourselves

The skirt is black at the edges - I thought that too

San Marino host a Grand Prix.

Greece have begged Cyprus not to vote for them.

Oh, thanks Polka. I was wondering how she stands upright with such narrow torso/ hips!

We can probably take Greece. They can't afford to defend themselves.

That doesn't mean we can't invade, I dont mind a bit of car racing

Greece would probably welcome us with open arms if we agreed to help with their debt and get them out of the Euro.

I think we could take Sark at a push.

Does Sark get a Eurovision vote? We need to invade tactically

It's really interesting how the top 3 has been the same countries from the get go. Usually there's some jumping around the first few calls.

How about Iceland? They are quite small too.

do Andorra or Monaco do Eurovision? I reckon we could take them too. And Lichtenstein