Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

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Here we are!

Dave Arch???

Mmm peanut butter cornetto, gotta have one...

Oh, just get on with it.

Oh my giddy aunt, what the fuck has she come as?

Oh it's the bit where we think over and over again that we wish they'd shut up and just get on with it.

Stop building your part and hurry up

British expats have voted :D

Conchita is Tom Neuwirth's female stage persona. Tom uses male pronouns for himself

See - everyone loves saying 'Azerbaijan'

Ding dong back at you!

OK Finnish lady, are you on coke?

I wish I was going to Greece.

Shit, what if Russia wins?

This is intriguing. Not.

Suzie got bored of waiting and went to sleep.

If Russia wins it will all be much quicker next time. No one will turn up!

Remember the days when they used to read out all the points from every country? I'm so glad they decided to a ride that, even if we lose all the UK nil point that used to be such fun.

Can you imagine 40 countries reading out all of the votes? Would would be here until next Contest!

Oh dear, Russia looks so sad.

I didn't like Belgium - they seem to be doing well..

Well, the UK entry is doing about as well as I thought it would.

Yes. It was bad enough when there were hardly any entries.

This Albanian guy looks like he should be on CBeebies.

I know Albania is not a rich country, but do they not have any clothes shops

Russia always do really well due to the ex soviet block voting. I hope they don't win.