Who will be the Golden Boy/Girl? Eurovision results thread

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Here we are!

RedCrayons - but do Australia pay? Or can they nominate a random European country to shoulder the burden?

Can you imagine Australia debating who they can piss off most?

Conchita is male surely

Oh shit. Junior Eurovision.

Serbia , Australia or the ed sheeren song should win

I think Australia might win, the bastards win everything

They have a junior version!!!

Oh my ears

Conchita identifies as female

If Australia could land the UK with a big bill and lots of hassle, they so would. They'd love that.

Oh they would so land us in hosting if they won

The banter is cringeworthy.

Arabella is doing he right leg move.

Conchita is transgender. And looks a lot better in those trousers than I would.

Why doesn't he shave then

Why? Why do we have to give them all another round of applause? Get on with it.

Conchita is a male crossdresser AFAIK
Note the beard!

Because presumably conchita doesn't fancy shaving. I guess.

I've got a peanut butter cornetto and there are fireworks outside

Will they manage to wrap up in 45 minutes?

We've never topped Bucks Fizz.

This is unusually short time yes?

Harry stop showing off with you freezer brimming with peanut butter cornettos, you are just tauntinge now

Oh good. Result.

I could go a peanut cornetto right now

Well, apparently, you just have to decide that you feel like a woman to be transgender (and not even all the time) You don't have to shave or anything. There's regularly loads of discussion of this on MN.

To be clear, I actually don't care what people do or wear. Or what pronoun or title they want to use. Fair play to them.