Jeez, you go out for an afternoon and all hell breaks loose. Again! Just seen the latest chapter in the saga. Think the 9 day old baby I've spent the afternoon with had more maturity than some adults.
ice I hope you're not letting it get to you. I'd advise adopting the same tactics I've just used on my 2 yr old in his supermarket tantrum. Ignore it, walk away, and buy two large bottles of wine 
On other points, I'm happy to be part of an OG ff group, sounds good. orphan this thread is going nowhere - I'm beginning to think we will be a load of geriatrics in nursing homes tapping away on tablets and laptops in decades to come.
nipper hope the day is going amazingly for you and the family. And last but not least rhubarb enjoy Eurovision!
Off to pour that glass now...