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Blondeshavemorefun · 22/04/2015 14:27

Will the mystery of Cathy be solved?

Will Phil get the archers back?

Will Linda have her baby and will it be micks??

Will Ronnie banish her sister for being a traitorous man stealing bitch again

Will dot be released / found not guilty to of killing nick?

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Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/04/2015 14:31

Place marking.

MissBattleaxe · 22/04/2015 14:46

Will Sharon's wig get its own dressing room?

Why is there zero chemistry between Ronnie and Charlie? They are not remotely compatible.

Sharon's hair was a major distraction during the funeral scenes. One minute it was tight curls, next it was long ringlets, then tight curls again. It was very distracting and utterly ridiculous and laughable. I know she's a vain old poopsie, but it made her a laughing stock, (at least it did in our house).

Also, it's not fair on baldie Phil with no hair at all. There's Sharon's masses of hair doing acrobatics and ballet on her head and poor old Phil with not a strand to call his own. What a cow.

badRoly · 22/04/2015 14:47

I think we need an Emmerdale style catastrophe to get rid of all the stale characters...

Jasonandyawegunorts · 22/04/2015 14:48
Grin

I'm going to have to go back and watch the epsiode of the acrobatic hair.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 22/04/2015 14:57

shazza's hair was awful - why would you pay to look like that, ditch the exstentions (sp)

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MissBattleaxe · 22/04/2015 15:45

Sharon looked very solemn at the funeral

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QueenFuri · 22/04/2015 20:34

Place marking not watched any of it this week yet!

AGnu · 22/04/2015 20:57

Ronnie's baby was with Lola who we haven't seen for months. Roxy tried to get out of going by saying she had to look after him but Ronnie whispered "Lola" at her so of course she had to go, couldn't possibly have said "he'll be fine, he never even met the guy, you're my sister so I'm staying put." Hmm

I think Ronnie knows - she was twiddling her wedding ring in a thoughtful way before mystery bloke came in. I'm wondering if she'll insist she wants them to be together because she thinks he deserves more than to be stuck with someone who can barely hold their own baby. Then one day she'll recover from her depression & vow to wreak her revenge on them both for betraying her. She'll probably kidnap their first born or something!

Southeastdweller · 22/04/2015 20:57

D.V.O is back next week Hmm

ilovechristmas1 · 22/04/2015 21:10

marking place

Harverina · 22/04/2015 21:50

Marking place :)

Sazzle41 · 22/04/2015 22:08

Who is driving the madness pf Sharon's hair merry go round?!? Its v distracting wondering how long each & every ever more weird 'do' will last. Find a style and colour , stick to it: and lets all breathe a sigh of relief. Roxy/Linda and Ronnie have ! I liked the sleek none curled mid golden blonde look. White blonde was ageing, dark golden blonde looked bit greasy. And ringlets? Seriously????

Ronnie should dump whatshisface anyway, she needs proper, grown up totty. And so do we plse.

Ex alcoholic Phil may well 'get the archers back' at some point - peach schnapps is v hi volume alcohol y'know (tho i have been known to neck it like lemonade)

Akire · 22/04/2015 22:15

Where is Denni and do we care?

How come all the craters coulnt afford a £6000 funeral when these 6 adults working in the family. Yet Jim was having the same thing and dot used to work part time in laundrette?

I don't get why Denise disnt open the b&b and works for min wage in shop instead! I know Shirley and dean are there but must have more than 2 guest rooms.

MakeMeJumpIntoTheAir · 22/04/2015 22:18

Who is DVO and what is the story with the mystery man?

RedCrayons · 22/04/2015 22:20

New thread! Remember the heady days of live week when we had a new one every day. Buster paid for Stans funeral, no idea where he got the money from, he's just out of prison. And Max paid for Jim's with the money he has made on DVOs dodgy motors.
Its just going to be funeral week this week isn't it?

I'm still Shock at Sharon's hair.

Southeastdweller · 22/04/2015 22:22

Denise Van Outen is DVO and plays Karin, Max's latest shag. I haven't missed an episode for years but none the wiser about the mystery man played by Richard Blackwood Confused

Akire · 22/04/2015 22:26

I thought billy had meeting in pub with carters without Shirley after saying didn't want help from buster. And the undertakers wife said could do it at cost as £5000 was to much

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Blondeshavemorefun · 22/04/2015 23:22

Max paid for jim's funeral tho there are 6 siblings so all could have paid £1k each - tho no one ever has a pot to piss in - but go to the pub/cafe every day for food/drink

Where is jack? Why didn't he turn up? Or April and other sister - guess only 5 siblings now as sweaty Alice's dead is dead

Where is alice? Her grandad as well

Missed the Lola reference - did she also have Amy?

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Akire · 22/04/2015 23:25

Alice is still in prison for not stabbing what's his name, jeannes husband.

Akire · 22/04/2015 23:28

She said Lola to mean give baby James to her while she went to funeral with her husband. Presume Amy was in school.
I had hoped having Billy's daugher with Down syndrome would have had even a small story line. I think she popped up twice!

Fakebook · 23/04/2015 04:23

Just checking in to get on the thread, haven't watched Tuesday yet.

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Blondeshavemorefun · 23/04/2015 07:44

Oh that's right MICHEAL /Alice story

Agree would be nice to show billy and his daughter more

If someone ie dot is in prison /on remand do they lose their council
House?

How the hell did Alfie get to help with the funerals?? You don't just give job to anyone tho guess billy finally got a job

What was the tie thing? No one in the square had a spare tie so sonja was going to buy one - but wanted to save money - and what was the crap about health and safety and not lending one so that Martin saved the day and lent Liam
A tie

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AGnu · 23/04/2015 09:53

I think the tie thing was because Billy had given Alfie the spare clothes.

I keep calling Matthew "James" too. Not quite sure why - the storyline was years ago & has hardly been mentioned since! Confused

I had the same thought about Dot's house. Surely with the pressure on housing that nearly got rid of saw Kat & Alfie move to Hull they'd reclaim Dot's house. I assume Charlie is currently living there but presumably that's a subletting situation like the one Dot got into trouble for before. Maybe Charlie having Matthew meant that they've assigned him Dot's house but no-one's bothered to mention it!

Grin at "peach schnapps"

MissBattleaxe · 23/04/2015 10:14

Alice was found not guilty in the end.

Yes it is a curious fault in soaps that characters are "off screen" but never attend weddings or even their own parents' funerals. They should at least be mentioned such as "Jack is abroad" or "Suzy has a broken leg" or "We haven't cast April yet so we haven't come up with an excuse for that one"

CumbrianExile · 23/04/2015 17:14

De-lurking to ask - What happened to Kim's baby? If it has been mentioned since the live episodes then I must have missed it, but she never seems to be at the hospital anymore. Has she come home and gone in the baby cupboard with Denny and the rest of them?