Happy Birthday pixie hope Mr Pixie has bought you something nice.
Hope your day is better today Nickel - surely nothing else could happen? You need to get your name down for a Tour Date pronto and sample one of CJs infamous body rubs. He's a genius with his loofah.
Sorry about the portly waiter orphan . Decided at the last minute my doppelgänger was simply too darned hot to waste on you, so we sent his Dad to cover for him whilst we enjoyed some cocktail shaking of our own.
If I'm to be constantly denied a turn of the real thing then my lust needs to be satisfied by someone and this one had a full headset shall we say in all the right places. You've already enjoyed the Train CJ this week so Waiter CJ could be construed as CJ overflow, therefore access was denied. I feel sorry for poor Rupert too - I told you he had ptacd (post traumatic audible crack disorder) and without treatment, by me, it could escalate into a phobia of all things limp and flaccid. Now think where that would leave you and your boulder bottom 