Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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Eeeek, don't do this just as I am about to go to bed pixie. Er - he's supposed to be with ice on Saturday night then on to Mummyreeds on Sunday. You'll have to ask ice if she's willing to relinquish him.... I mean, you did have him for three (or was it four) full weeks out in Kenya. Depends if you want to annoy our head of IT. Might it not be best to delay his arrival... it will make your birthday stretch out for longer?g

I dunno pixie I might need a bribe

Ahh, I'll have him whenever I can get him. It doesn't need to be my actual birthday. It's not like there will be anything special happening. MrPixie has made it perfectly clear that he's doing fuck all to mark it.

Nothing wrong in Ross's thrust department orphan if the way he mounted your boulder was anything to go by this afternoon - whilst holding a hot pasty too, really quite masterful. Unfortunately I'm still applying calamine lotion liberally after realizing too late that my cunning birdwatching tent disguise was too small and had actually allowed hot sun rays through the backflap. Ooh I'm still smarting

Are you sure Mr Pixie is not just double bluffing you pixie when in fact he's got a real treat up his sleeve like Mr mooj the other week? On the other hand he could indeed be like 99% of the male population and really has done bugger all for your Birthday, in which case a stopover from CJ would ensure you don't give a stuff

Aw pix, do you think he has arranged a surprise party and is just pretending he isn't doing anything? (although my DH would be the same, and wouldn't do anything. This year he forgot to get me a card ... from him or the kids ... and then went out on my birthday to get some presents - seemed to be whatever he could grab within the first five minutes of walking into the shop - cos he "thought I ought to". Grrrrrr!). Maybe we could all have a virtual party, and all have lots of drinks round the computer for you?

Pity you can't get AT to apply the calamine to your back flap woof. That's the beauty of the boulder disguise - full coverage. I did spend a long time though ensuring my eye holes were in precisely the correct position for optimum viewing of AT's tool - that scythe really is a beauty.

pixie I'm crossing my fingers that Mr Pixie is in fact the master of birthday surprises.

Evening fellow Collective - R/L had caught up with me and then suddenly I find we are onto Thread XVI - well done ice, where would we be without your technical know how??!!

Great to have you back woof - glad to hear that you are hoping to be able to put your Legion training into practice, but the close protection team have been working on some real undercover moves with CJ so we are ready!!

Clean noses are at the alert - pilchards have a very distinct odour!!

painted it is going to have to be a stealth handover in the early hours in prep for the airport delivery - will obviously have to watch out for bundles of pilchard netting, large boulders and stray twitching hides!! Oh and short round middle aged loose women!!

By the way ilove CJ has a penchant for upmarket travel so hope you've booked business class - he likes a bit of leg room to operate in !!!
See you at 7am for the handover - Enjoy the bulbs!!

Indeed orphan ATs big cutter takes some beating...and I'd show him how much if I could just lure him into my exposed back flap. Then Vaseline would be more the order of the day instead of this wretched pink calamine. I currently resemble one of those baboons with blue faces and a puce backside

Ok bk he will be ready and waiting with his night vision scope. Off to have my last hurrah with him x

Be alert BK , be very alert - that's all I'll say. My Legion training has made me the Moriarty of MN. As CJ has told me many times before, you never know where my tent may pop up

Hmmm, my Open University degree in Stalking Camouflage may well come in handy Bk if I am to outwit woof. I am expert in blending seamlessly into any situation. I bet you didn't even notice that on your last delivery of CJ in the e-type, that the comfy leather seat he was sitting in was rather more padded than usual? Yes, that seat was in fact me. And I won't tell you which part of me he put his backside on

Oh and thank you for taking the circuitous route to painted.

Ooh orphan are you like the magic chair in Harry Potter that morphs into some bloke? I'm impressed indeed, but when it comes to conjugal rights over CJ I think a fine padded upholstery will count for nothing. I alone have a fully loaded utility belt of cunning disguises and as BK will soon discover, the moustache and beard may well be real, but the clown makeup and low slung sling backs will be enough to divert her attention from the road ahead and........SHAZAM! CJ will disappear into the ether leaving just a headset and manly watch on the pavement...

Morning everyone. Thread 16 wow! Still on hols though coming to an end soon. Sitting having breakfast listening to sound of about 6 cricket games taking place on a piece of scrub just behind where we are staying. The Indians sure love their cricket. Been trying to work out if you could do CJ/MD in a colonial Indian setting. CJ would be no problem but not sure how you'd work MD in.
Loving the ff updates and I've nearly finished a real book - Elizabeth is missing, really enjoying it.

Morning

Looks like it's gonna be another lovely day. Pity I'm working...

Mission accomplished - CJ safely on flight!!
Didn't go for subterfuge.. used the blatant use of a full platoon and marched him in close order, in broad daylight or nearly daylight!

in my recce had already observed several bearded women masked as clown cleaners, a selection of overstuffed mobile comfy chairs and also several Cornish based art installations - the squat boulders and stench of pilchards standing out in my mind!!

It's a beautiful morning here so am just going to sit out and put my feet up with a good cup of coffee and draw breadth before getting back to the Logistics Ops Room!!

Damn and blast BK, you marched straight past me in my disguise as a comfy upholstered armchair in the fist class lounge. I'd even added a matching cushion. (Have you noticed I specialise in seating?)

Woof's pilchards do give her away don't they, whereas I simply have the sweet smell of desperate, deluded middle aged woman clinging to me.

Ooh I meant first class lounge of course. You'd definitely have walked past a fist class!

Foiled again BK! I knew that extra long-handled mop with scything action would be my undoing when the "clown cleaner" look was going so well. CJ was inches away from being sucked into my bucket. I was so broken-hearted I took a well earned rest on that lumpy armchair in first class and snacked on my latest supply of dried peas for comfort. Humph! Back to the drawing board for me. But I'll be back!!

Note to self: Ditch the bag of pilchards for winter survival - it is April after all and 75 degrees today, so their aroma may make passers by think I'm a bit weird.

Good point woof, best leave the pilchards at home you don't want people to think you're weird .

Can't believe I am in the office today with the gorgeous weather. Please tell me this is set to stay till the weekend?

ilove have a brilliant time in Amsterdam with CJ, hope he behaves himself (or maybe not?!)

Weather turning on Friday I believe Nickel so you should be making the most of the sun today and tomorrow.

Had a rethink on Operation CJ Recapture: decided to make a try when he leaves ilove to the bulbfields and looks up his army friend. They're bound to visit the Schweinsteiger Club in Hamburg for a catchup so I'm perfecting my act with a couple of ping pong balls and four fresh pilchards. Gives a whole new meaning to Stargazy Pie I can tell you. Then, once CJ is fully absorbed in wondering where on earth those fish-heads are emerging from and who they're winking at I'll POUNCE and slip him under my Mexican poncho and through my the back entrance. Hah! No BK to protect him and no ilove to stop me. Just hope orphans not there in a cunning soft furnishing disguise to foil my plan. Now, must crack on and rehearse my pelvic pull and thrust if I'm to appear professional.