Our Girl and Captain James Addicts Part XVI

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

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CJ wondered if he should get himself a scar across right side of his face to enhance his sex appeal but I assured him you couldn't improve on perfection! He seemed a little on edge when he saw Darkie, almost like he was reminded of something but couldn' t quite put his finger on it!
We have had chat about plans for the forthcoming week and much as he loves all the fantastic ff it's getting him a little confused, he's not sure whether he should be in Afghan, Canada or the Lake District anymore... So he really wants to get back to his roots. Therefore we have agreed to recreate some of our favourite scenes from OG,an episode a day.
Anyway that's enough talk for now he has promised to show me some midnight manoeuvre's!! Might need my night vision goggles on!

Oh yes ilove CJ in a kilt (worn the traditional way of course) would definitely be worth a highland fling or two. I'm already picturing his impressive sporran and boulders are quite commonplace in Edinburgh aren't they?

I've had a migrane all day so have been sleeping on and off, and now off course totally awake when I should go to bed. How sad about Jonathan Crombie. He was so young to die.

pixie glad you had a good day but to echo the others get a date. Why don't you just book the resturant. I end up booking/arranging everything these days. DH just turns up when his told!!

painted what a view from your house. How lovely, I'm guessing from that picture you don't have street lights either. Did you do star gazing when CJ was with you?

orphan I'm saving Poldark and Indian summers for tomorrow eve, so have not only our dear Captain Ross to look forward to but also scone euphemisms too!!! Not only wide awake but now I fancy a cream tea!!!

Oooooh mummyr I hope you have a good singing voice then for the end of episode 2. Come to think of it, are you a dab hand at getting non-existent grit out of eyes as well?

Ah yes, the midnight manoeuvre. That was another idea gleaned from the red light district of Amsterdam...

mummy splendid idea about recreating OG scenes! Will he be having coco pops for breakfast?

CJ in a kilt..... Must sleep and hopefully dream :)

richtea hope you're feeling better tomorrow. Dp has migraines and they wipe him out totally.

mummyr lucky, lucky you. What about a midnight feast as well? You know what CJ's appetite is like.

Oh dear such a shame poor Prudey has been banished from Nampara thanks to Judds drunken outburst. Guess that leaves me alone with the Captains kidney pie...mmm very tasty indeed.

Have to admit poor Ross appears to be buckling under the strain of mining worries and poor Darkie only got one big ride tonight. My flanks are certainly sore from the urging digs mind you.

Poor Richtea migraines are the worst. Hopefully you'll feel better tomorrow. Imagine your fevered brow being mopped gently by CJ and AT alternately, you'll soon forget the ache in your head

Oops , shouldn't have mentioned the manoeuvres, apparently it's an 'undercover' operation!!!

pixie hope you had had a good day. I reckon you should pick a really swanky restaurant and book your night out :)

I've missed this evening, fell asleep on DDs floor five hours ago, just woke up! Oh well! Probably needed it, she's taken to waking up in the night again, and early in the morning, have been very tired! Blackouts are now up, so hopefully will get better.

spo your latest chapter is hilarious! Have you done that Bond move in the mirror? . This was such a funny chapter!

jen loved your last chapter too. Brilliantly written, Love Julia and Brains banter. Pleased Molly and CJ talk, they would misunderstand each other, wouldn't they - you have them so right.

Right, off to sleep again, night all x

Morning all. ilove fabulous idea! Funnily enough I'm at a wedding on the 9th which DH can't make. RL Chris had gallantly(!) offered to be my date since he's going anyway, but I don't suppose I could meet oh with you and borrow CJ for the day?! That way he could wear a kilt!

Thanks nickel glad you liked the update!

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morning,

on the laptop this morn (charging cable for phone decided not to work anymore) so thought I'd add a fave scene

Richtea I get migraines so I sympathise. Hope you feel better today.

Jen looks as if that's a deal between us then! If I leave him at Waverley station, will he be able to make his way to you? It'll be my fourth 'tour' with him!

Hmm, wedding is just outside glasgow, but we should be able to drive through to the capital and pick him up then head back. Don't want him to risk the edin - glasgow train himself, there is too much risk of kidnap!

So glad I decided to stay at the venue, will now get to make full use of the room! .

Does whajeb want a turn if he's up north anyway?! I don't think she's had the delight of CJ yet...

Remind me Jen, how did RL Chris and CJ get on?

icemist what a treat - twirly finger first thing in the morning.

Hmm woof having not yet watched Ross' latest adventures, I can't be sure but imagine that Prudey's banishment is in fact a front for him setting her up in a little love nest, safe from the evil Demelza. After all true love for succulent syllabubs just can't be denied.

Shattered! Been on ' exercise' ALL night!!
Very suspicious about a 'bush' that has mysteriously appeared over night in my back garden. CJwoof??? Might have to take the pruning shears to it later.

They haven't met yet ilove - RLchris has been down south for a couple of months, so has been out of circulation. I'll introduce them at the wedding (or rather, in the car on the way). I fear there could be some jealousy on RLC's part when he realises he's definitely not the most handsome man in the room.

Thank god DH will miss this spectacle, he's already got the hump about the whole thing. I'll have some explaining to do to pass CJ off to our friends mind you! Any ideas?!

Ha mummyr it seems you've failed to notice the rather fetching statue of a scantily clad curvaceous female ok short plump middle aged woman wearing spanx that your neighbours have installed - directly overlooking your garden. Yes, I've been busy with the bodypaint.

Long lost cousin springs to mind. Work colleague recently transferred to your office from somewhere and you took pity on him as he doesn't know anyone?

RLC will definitely not be happy. Does he sulk?

Go Shakespearean jen.He's your long lost twin thought to have been lost at sea in a ship wreck and then miraculously returned to you.

Ahaaa mummy my bush has indeed won awards it's so beautifully manicured. Remember when CJ lost his rigger gloves in there "by accident" last night during covert man-oeuvres? Well let's just say his pruning goes above and beyond and I got to have half an hour of top topiary. Then we enjoyed under-bush covert target practice dried pea shooting at that rather rotund Rubenesque statue in your neighbors garden

Icemist, thank you for the twirly finger this morning - always loved that... glad the lost tooth fairy visited yours too. I used to put £1 for the lost tooth fairy, and £2 for the tooth fairy. Then my 'generous' husband decided he'd like to do it one night and the next morning my poor little boy came in with 20p!

Woof you are the mistress of the double entendre with your award-winning beautifully manicured bush... thank you for the Monday morning laugh!

Sadly Woof's bush was showing signs of a bad case of green fly infestation so lucky the Boticelli like statue had a spray to hand. There was nothing to be done about the fungal infection though. ..