Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

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Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Speaking of nuns and clothes, it always rather amused me that a convent-full of nuns would let the queen of France wander round the place wearing basically a nightie, with a load of FAF Musketeers around. Surely they'd have her bundled up in a habit and sequestered away somewhere before you could say "Your Majesty"!

I have no idea how it's getting there. My servants are doing it for me.

S2 wouldn't have had much happening if Queen had been put in a habit now, would it? She looked so purdy in her nightie.

Ah, but you're forgetting that any woman in peril, or any female superhero is safer the less clothes she has on or the tighter her clothing. Their superpowers probably reside in their breasts as they're always generously endowed.

So what's my superpower then?

Depends which habit Sparks. If it was Fancy's one then she'd be upduffed just the same, maybe even quicker.

Right am off to bed, to dream of HBFs. Night night wenches.

For some reason I'm picturing the chair of moral high ground as being you all sitting on each others' laps, on a single chair, like this

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse
Cinammon
Sparks
MyNameIs

Cauldron of sin

Elk
Issy
MrsB
MLG
Carolina

And I'm assuming Floppers, LetUs, Norah, Alibabs, Stinkle and Hanna haven't watched it?

Loving WW's list. And Fancy's. Ohh and definitely yes to the Dog Running. And Sunday nights.

Loving Lyndies lists too. This being a good girl is no fun - wants to move down to CoS, just for a naughty wench Ladd and frivolities.

Comtess boys are so very sweet.

Makes sure Elks radar is turned back on !!

Laughing at MyNameIs 'Power of Greyskull , cos that's what I thought of too.

Cinn is in charge of virtue ness. It just feels right.

Lyndie I think a very clear, hardly unexpected pattern, is forming here

Why, hellooooo there Porthos.

Hmm. Next series....

MUSKETEER CHESTS, NECKS, SHOULDERS, ARMS, STOMACHS, THIGHS, ARSES. cocks
More fun
Them together more
Lots of sexytimes
Lots of angry fighty times
Lots of Porthos getting angry and fighty
Lots of Athos snark
Lots of Porthos throwing things and carrying things
Lots of fun
Lots of Porthos
Lots of Porthos getting naked
Lots of Porthos getting wet
Lots of Porthos getting naked and wet
Lots of Porthos getting angry naked and wet
Lots of Porthos getting fighty and wet
More feisty independent women (I liked ninon)

No more rape shit. No more prostitutes. No more having to save women all the time.

S2 had been FUCK AWFUL.
It's been miserable and fucking depressing.
S3 needs to be more like S1.

Morning!!
Good luck at the dentists Helen x
Was meeting a friend today but she has cancelled so am going to have to do.some actual housework
School Easter service later
Then to see bil this evening
Am missing dh
It's just nice.to.Have another adult around.sometimes isn't it?

EMERGENCY KLAXON EMERGENCY KLAXON FOR MRS BEEE

Please may I have the link?!

DS1 "has been on all the major sites & can't find it..."

TY!

Morning. How's the tooth bads?. Being entirely in charge of littlies is relentlessly hard, you have my sympathies . MlleElk tends to get whiney if she's stuck with me for too long.

However, we've had a breakthrough....

BABYELK SLEPT THROUGH LAST NIGHT!!!!

Is this the light at the end of the tunnel or is it just some fucker with a torch bringing me more work?

Light. tunnel. elk, thank god.

OMG Elk!

Congratulations.

start packing that case

Wow Chaise I don't think it's been "fuck awful" at all. It's missing a lot, & not as good as S1 - but it's still far from fuck awful IMO. I've loved my Friday nights when it's been on

Oh yay elk!!!!! and well done babyelk!!!

So is this the first night of unbroken sleep youve had since she was born?

Being positive, you must be feeling full of beans today then elky...

So Madame. This AT thing. Is Santi under any threat?

Morning wenches.

Have read but not remembered much.

Lovely boys Comtess.

Good luck at dentist Helen.

Well done to BabyElk.

Wrt writers, the best episodes so far, 5 and 9, were written by Simon J Ashford. Can we have him for S3 please.

Of course I haven't seen Ep 10 yet

No sparks. Its just his disembodied torso. Seriously, it is worth a look.

Can you have a disembodied torso? Probably not actually...

Morning

Big snirf at the Comtess offspring

Well done BabyElk

Poor Helen, hope it goes well

And I agree Fancy, Connie really need to slap more people, preferably Dog!

Don't know if I shown this, to bad about close neighbour, it should at least be a field between me and the closest neigbour

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Oh I'm watching him it Madame [groin]