Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Love it when Kingy tries to make a joke!

Must have open neck shirts. Lots of chest and chest hair showing. Don't they know that is basic raison d'etre (French you see, as set in France...) for the whole show?

Don't want Americans taking over and making everyone look like Alan partridge with buttons up to their necks.

must go and do work now or will be up til midnight.

Oh and let's not forget

SHOWN ON A SUNDAY BBC NOT A STOOPID FRIDAY NIGHT!!!

James Purefoy was the Black Prince in Knights Tale. PHWOAR

Carolina's a top detective wench and has found Tom at Anna Karenina in Manchester last night.

Elk - WTAF. Get over there and hunt him down.

Oh. Just thought. Trams in Manchester. Mmmmm that could be a new venue for one of my transport related Burke fantasies. Nice. .

Madame, yes pls don't feel sorry for Vine. He's a nasty bastard and so is she.

New baddies?

Cavill is nice to look at, love a bit of Richard Armitage, Damian Lewis, I liked Richard Rankin in The Crimson Field (predictably, he was in khaki) and I think he's Scottish which = villain, right

Oh yes Comtess - Crowley probably much more fun than Aziriphale, and your DS's are lovely.

morelike - I'd have thought that many marriages within the upper classes lacked proper consent from either party. Both girls and boys could be betrothed very young & there was pobably a lot of pressure on eldest sons in particular to make a good match. Mind you, at least the men were free to take a mistress, not so easy for women.

Awwww helen - good luck tomorrow with dentist!

Dont worry Im not really weakening re: goves. Love private eye. Need to read it more often.

Evening wenches.

New uniform for all bad wenches for when we finish having fun in the COS jaccuzzi Am Sparks cracked as early as she did, I'd have said another 24 hours at least.

Comtess your boys sound lovely. Just awww and a snirf. I'm a Good Omens fan. YYY to Crowley being much more fun. It's a cracking book and I was a bit about Terry P passing. Signed the petition for Death to swap him for Jeremy Clarkson though.

I can't belieeeeeeeeeve he was so close, but I've just checked and my TomBurke radar had been switched to silent FFS!

Comtess, have you ever actually travelled on a tram in Manchester?, I think that might be stretching my literary talents too far!

And Madame, will apply my coloured pens to AT's torso ASAP, if I must tsk, the things I do for you lot....

madame not seen 'meant to be'. Banished I like - excellent acting although storyline about soldiers having the convict women given to them by ballot icky but true.

Re Goves etc, my respect for HBC fell dramatically after that photo oh her and TB spending New Year at Chequers with Goves and Camerons (she went to school with SanCam).

Anyway, I'm also hauling myself out of the CoS and taking myself off to read Wolf Hall which shockingly I have not yet read.

Elk no I've nearly been run over by one when I wasn't paying attention near Boots. But no I've never been on one in Manc. Not a good venue? Have they not got poles to cling on to?

Fucking bad luck on the airport mode on the BurkeRadar.

Elk get that radar fixed pronto!

OIT FUCKERS. When you've quite finished - I am hovering between the two lists as I HAVEN'T WATCHED IT YET. I don't even know if DS has downloaded it

So we need a uniform for Team Virtue?

And Aramis will surely prefer a nun's outfit? Bonus!

I am on the moral highchair or whatever it is too

Though partly just because I am unlikely to get the time to faff about working out how to download it and then still have time to watch it too. Also big telly much better for oggling watching than PC.

I lurve Good Omens too! Still got the radio version from Christmas recorded but not managed to start it yet

Your boys sound amazing Comtess! Kids can be so lovely sometimes (usually when you least expect it!).

Aramis will be torn between the dirty ho's & the nuns, his usual God -v- flesh quandary. This is where I'll come in as hoverer between the two

I watched. Shall I go to the naughty corner now?

I am going to be watching it on the telly tomorrow MyName. By the magic of witchcraft.

I already watched it on the TV. By the magic of a HDMI cable

Something tells me the nuns in Doksany don't quite dress like that they better bloody not

Mine is sans cable. I told you - witchcraft.

Ah le Chromecast?

I could probably get it on big telly by the Power of Greyskull somehow, but big telly is new and I have not sussed it all out yet. So that would involve a) working out how to download, b) working out how to put on big telly and c) still having time to actually watch it before Friday. Plus I is lazy so will prob just take the easy option.

Evening wenches.

Having trouble again getting the thread to load. I don't seem to have problems with any other lengthy threads. I'm sure it's the BBC getting their own back

I'm waiting to watch until Friday. I'd polish my halo but I can't be arsed picking it up off the floor.

Night wenches x