Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

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Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Meatball tired. Night wenches

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse

Cauldron of sin

Sparks
Elk
Issy
MrsB
MLG

Boasty post.

I've just had a proud moment and had a little cry.

Smallest boy had a commendation at school today and is in celebration assembly with 2 friends for learning the makaton signs for a little play that his group wrote at school and then performing it in makaton with the other 2 to the class, which includes 2 wee ones who are normally at a special school but attend two days a week. Was their idea so they could join in, and they wrote some backing music on a keyboard to go with it.

Anyhow, big boys were not home when I got home from work. They've been to buy little bro a keyboard which he really wants but doesn't have money for. So they've clubbed together and bought it because of the play.

Love my boys.

Had to tell someone. Thanks.

Oh comtess that's lovely. Your boys sound so sweet.

for Comtess's boys.

Awwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

That is just lovely comtesse!

Ooooh how lovely comtess

I like how I'm enjoying all the benefits of the cauldron of sin VERY LOUDLY yet I am not included on the list.

Oh comtess , how bloody gorgeous are your boys? So much effort and generosity all round. You're right to be very proud, and shout it from the rooftops

And did someone mention tomfookery (

This is nice......ooh, bubbles

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Wait a minute!.......Bubbles?

Oit! Sparkleytits! Are you having a relapse???

Oh Comtesse
What lovely lovely boys

Aw. Thanks wenches. Few people I could say about that to in RL without looking a bit of a. Y'know. Anyhow. Yes I am very proud of them all.

Now then enough of my slush. Tomfookery you say? I'M IN. Big style.

comtess your boys are lovely! Definite all around

Other thoughts bubbling up from the CoS about s3: more bromance and banter obv,
more Milady doing stuff for France (aka estranged Spouse),
a bit more action for Porthos (poor love hasn't had anyone since his widow in s1),
if we're going to have Buckingham then either Richard Armitage or Julian RT would make me very happy

A LITTLE BIT OF POLITICS WARNING:

Oooh a bit of rl Michael Gove 's wife slapping going on, on twitter.

www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/24/the-knives-are-out-sarah-vine-and-jay-rayner-clash-on-twitter-over-kitchens?CMP=fb_gu

S3 wishlist:

100% new writing team.

The end.

Ah!!!! issy!!! Its you who is the JRT fan!!!!

I was trying to remember this earlier.

madame I am indeed. Got all and then all as I thought Banished was on tonight and then realised it was only Wednesday not Thursday

issy have you ever seen a film called meant to be?

How about the Henry VIII guy from the tudors? He was fit. As a baddie I mean.

Oooh if we are listing hot blokes from the Tudors I think Henry Cavill should be on there...

Madame just read the kitchen article. Love Jay Rayner. If you love in glass houses etc. Serves her right having to shag Gove. Vom.

YYY Cavill. Might be too grand for us now though.

Now I almost feel sorry for her comtesse.

issy is banished any good?

It's a nice view from up here isn't it? Although it's a bit more cramped since I ate all those pancakes. Sorry

Aw, your boys sound so lovely comtess

s3 wish list :
each episode to have -
Athos snark
Porthos to throw someone/thing
Milady sass
Aramis deploys The Stare or flirts
Queenie is imperious
Connie slaps someone (Dog's due a few)
Dog running
Kingy trying to make a joke

Keep the billowy shirts, lose the rapey stuff, some romance for Porthos & Aramis to get his flirt back on. Oh and like the longer story lines, but not the scheduling fuck-ups

Don't weaken madame - she's a regular subject matter in Private Eye because of her shitty column.