Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

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Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

Currently on Lyndie's chair of moral high ground

Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy

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Currently on Lyndie's chair of moral high ground

Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen

Ahem!

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen

Plumps cushions
Lovely
Thanks lyndie

Cauldron of sin

Sparks
Elk
Issy
MrsB

btw nobody is going to get huffy or offended are they as it's just for fun and ILYA

It's ok, it's more fun down here. With all the musketeers. also... I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS SO DON'T FUCKING PUSH IT ALRIGHT??

comtess I fucking LOVE fighty throwing angry determined Porthos. GMTRH.

So. lyndie and madame I've definitely...oh look pretty ponies...been affected....fuck me I'd like that man hard and fast against a wall...brainwisethen?

It's a wonder I'm so normal then eh?

Chair of moral high ground

Badders
Wicked
Lyndie
Comtess
Apricot
Chaise
Madame
Fancy
Helen
Mouse

what about meeeee?

Oooooh, I prefer the cauldron of sin. It feels so norty.

I have decided that fictional Norah is left handed.

Ha! Looky at all of you good girls. So naice.

Sorry Mouse I'm just scrolling back to sort the pure-breds from the wanton hussies.

Looks up from the cauldron.....

Lots to say (or shout up from the depths):

1. My favourite (but rubbish) quote to use in real life to children is "that is my word and as such beyond contestation". It is from A Knight's Tale - the Black Price says it when rescuing unfortunately named hero. Even though it is terrible English I love it!

1. Do the hot Welsh men we are thinking of have to be actors? Love Welsh men (well, the hot ones, obvs).

1. For some reason it strikes me that Aramis should be left-handed.

1. Serious note. The whole premis is quite rapey. Anne's marriage to Louis is, by modern standards, rape. She is told by her brother to marry this man and she must do it. She has to have sex with him whether she wants to or not. Is disgusting when you think about it.

Takes off serious hat.

Black Prince not Price.

Come here Norah, and I'll 'naice' you

(Agree though, caulrdon of sin does sound like fun)

Oops - meant to be doing bedtime DS stuff! (Negligent mother)

Cauldron of sin sounds like it should be the tavern Jacuzzi.

Oh o quite like being a wanton hussy

Ooh I did like the black prince.

Me too Enormous

Yes, me too. He was the best in that film. Except the blacksmith, she was ace
Actually though, I really do like that film. I might watch it again soon.

AaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooohhhhh.

Sorry. There's a conveniently placed jet just there.

I first read it as pauldron of sin

Wanton hussie sounds quite fun actually

Oooh yes Mouse, very appropriate

Generally I'm usually wanting to be on the side of hussy.

Anyone here except Helen (who I know) read Good Omens? I would always want to be Crowley not Aziriphale. Except the bookshop. It's new to me being on the side of the angels.

More like- not nec actors, the Tav is a equal opportunities employer.

I reckon the Cauldron of Sin could be our backing singers.