Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

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Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

What is morelikeguidelines abbreviation? Have seen morelike and guidelines but when I look at it its MLG.......

Are the non watchers in the minority then?

I adore Poldark.

Cake, hmm. Did it taste nice?

I haven't watched either, and I'm not even watching the trailer....

Brilliant fancy. I'm not sure if it's working - the hand is moving around but the number isn't going up.

I was hoping for a slap Jeremy Hunt also.

Madame is correct re brain pliability!!

(Hope the tortilla tasted nice even if it didn't look good. Recipe? Usual stuff in it?)

at I will eat the eyes next Bads

Great idea about the farm Fancy

I love Princess Bride too

Poor Mouse

Evening wenchi

Well. You lot are a weak bunch. . But I don't blame you one bit. I'm only not downloading it cos I haven't got the opportunity to watch it in peace before Fri eve so no point. Otherwise I would've cracked fo sho.

I managed to read three pages of War and Peace last night. I don't think I'm really setting the pace needed to be ready for Dolokhov Tom.

In the 'some have seen' 'some haven't' wench impasse, I'm going to start formulating my 'wants in S3' as I'm sure Tom won't do another after this.

After thinking about it all the way home, I've basically decided more masterful 'best swordsman in France' action, escape, adventure and more snogging. With FAR more chest action. And Athos shouting a lot.

Bloody good news ref Clarkson today I thought.

Mouse, you made me giggle with the mice and Sherlock. Toddlers are hilarious when you don't have one.

You can call me either, Lyndie. The abbreviation code is more what you might call guidelines than actual rules.

Thinks we might be soon lyndie

My stepmum asked me if I was watching Poldark. I laughed inappropriately.

, I can get the hand to move, but it doesn't 'slap'. Wil try later, must go & eat now.

What do we want?

A girlfriend for Porthos!

When do we want her?

In series 3!

I had a dream a few days ago that Greg Wise (Willoughby in Emma Thompson Sense and Sensibility - I think still married to her) was in it as the Duke of Buckingham. He might be a bit old now though.

I am free for the role of Porthos'sezsses love interest.
Just saying.

Wish he would take me up the back alley.

My wish list for S3:

More snark and swagger.
More fun and bromance.
More snogging and romance sex
No rapey stuff!
That Constance gets her wench back.

Oh yes they love Sherlock. I blame Mr M . Toddlers favourite episodes are a study in pink, hounds of the Baskervilles and sign of 3.

According to my other half, this proves that toddlermouse is a very sophisticated thinker as his favourite episodes of Dr who are Stephen Moffat and Mark Gatiss penned.

And Apricot.

And Comtess and Madame.

Yes I agree ww no more rapey stuff.

Although it did give Athos the chance to be very commanding and deliver one of his best lines (after "I cannot believe you slept with the queen!") - "I understand very well!"

Athos has all the best lines.

Ahem Lyndie

Mmm shouty Athos

You see I am quite torn team wise as I do like shouty athos. And snarky athos.and sword fighty athos.

Love aramis because faf and charming and would be great lover (think would be better than athos) but the God bothering would annoy me. "we took her God from her" my arse.

Also porthos.....

Dog does nothing for me. Bit fat zero. Too young and too hot tempered. In a stupid way, not a sexy athos way.

Too much thought gone into this.

Also would have done the general in the good traitor.

I LOVE the 'I understand very well'. This will be used next time I stumble into teenage tomfoolery. I can tell you.

More like - ref Greg w I never liked him as I subconsciously blamed him for Emma and Ken splitting up. Cos I just loved them together in Fortunes of War. Not realising that it was old HBC whom he had the affair with.

I'm hoping for Michael Sheen as Mazarin. Never going to happen but I just think we need some amazing a Welsh actors employed here. Although baddies appear to need to be Scottish don't they? Except Roche.

Hmmmm. What about the laddo who plays Jamie in TTOI? He was in Utopia so Tom might know him. That seems important in getting a job on the show. (Evidence- Tom's dad, Marc Warren). Maybe he could get Rose thingmy to do an episode. Y'know, her off Utopia. I like her.

Porthos deffo needs a girl to deflect from the earnest heritage storylines they keep giving him. I just like seeing him throwing barrels a lot. The bit when they're training for 'The Challenge' and he's throwing the guy around without trying is one of my best bits for him. And the hot nuts in that scene. Yum.

WW. I do like your list and agree with all points esp rapey bits.

Btw saw the house, odd loo curtainage I thought. I thought the key was rather pretty if irrelevant

Now I'm thinking about hot Welshies.

Luke Evans looks FAF long haired and beardy. He could be Mazarin. Oof.