Swagger Inn: Thread 88. BBC Musketeers Countdown to Friday and the Finale. Wenches avoiding spoilers only need apply!

[Carolina2015]

Come on in to the spoiler free zone. Settle down and make yourselves at home

So I guess the shirtless reaping scene went down well with you then madame?

Maybe in s3, TM could restore Dog's family farm. This would require lots of topless labour in the fields.

waiting till Friday here too.
Ds2 is a leftie.

No lefties here, although DS kicks left-footed.

My grandad was left handed, so you'd think wouldn't you?! My dad was a primary school head teacher as well
Oh well.
I did sometimes slip into using my left hand when I was doing essays, exams or study and was stressed, it was really bizarre.
I'm trying to (re) learn writing left handed so I write a bit everyday using my left hand. It makes me feel, I dunno, different in a good way as well as like I'm extending my middle finger towards the parents.
#winwin

I think that could be a good idea nora. Dunno if it makes a long term difference cos the brains probably quite elastic (??lyndie??) but making a child change the hand you write with means youre overriding the way theyre naturally wired. Or something. Probably.

Interesting, anyway.

And yes, fancy. Ooof. Just a bit.

I am eating an Easter cake shaped like a sheep and covered in marshmallows.
It's called "lady baba"
That is all

You're almost exactly right there fancy
almost

I'm so glad that twat got what he deserved. But he will go on from this and prosper which pisses me off.

And, fuck me fancy. that I would love to see. I'd be the farm wench buxomly handing out blowjobs cider and hand jobs food to them and lick wipe the sweat from their bodies brows.

Awwww mouse, yalright?

Also at lady baba. Wonderingdid it come with that name, or is that what you decided to call it?

Im making a tortilla. Wondering whether to call it tortilla the yum, or if that might be getting a bit ahrad of myself.

Arf at lady baba

Yes madame I've heard it can cause.....ooohhhhh, pretty rainbows....

YY Madame I too cast my eye (professional of course) over Aiden Turner. I find him to be entirely anatomically correct.

Love Lady Baba

Tortilla the Yum is good too

The toplessness was on the part of Musketeers, not me. Not if sharp implements are being swung around.

In fact I'll just be hiding behind a haystack with Aramis.

Ain't she purty?

I'm going to eat her eyes next

I have asked DS1 to download

I wouldn't be doing this if you lot weren't such a bad influence. Plus I discovered I could watch the download on the telly, not a laptop. Plus I really didn't want to spend a nice meal out fidgeting & looking at my watch.

Tomorrow night

Oooooh, are they marshmallows?

My right middle finger is bent and I remember getting really a deep welt that would sometimes bleed and permanently hurt because I'd hold my pencil so tightly. I've still got a small bit of hard skin there.
I've heard it can affect your brain yes madame
This explains a lot eh wenches?

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Anyway...
Poldark, would,

Little fingers are typing this by themselves because I have in fact exploded with ara-lust.

THE THING IS (in mitigation only as no defence) lovely DH has booked us a night away in a spa hotel on Friday night - in an unusual non moody-Athos-like moment - completely out of character - and I couldn't, couldn't be constantly trying to get to the telly to watch the finale.

Thank you for the whisky. It is much appreciated.

I'm still hanging on (just) till Friday.

After spending days doing uni stuff, the mice have flipped into full throttle toddler mode. I am knackered. Does anyone want them? A usually charming, adorable 14 month old and 3 year old. Eat a lot, like watching Sherlock.

Oh that is cute badders

sparks & morelike

I have no idea what you're hinting at norah

Thanks, but no thanks mouse, I'm very out of practice with toddlers, they'd run rings round me

Norah have you ever seen The Princess Bride? (film containing the line "My name is Inigo Montoya"?)

You could do the sword fighting scene in reverse as you saw you were forced to fence with your right hand:

"I am not really right-handed"

....

"I am not right-handed either".

They like sherlock mouse? fair enough.

Oooh elk would you consider getting your coloured pens out on ATs torso? It would be very, um, educational for us.

Feckin tortillas stuck to the pan. Tortilla the bum, more like.

Yes I have guidelines it's one of my favourites! bad luck with Tortilla the Bum though madame

mouse I will swap mine for yours. Deal?

Posting this before I head off for dinner - I can't get it to work though

If you didn't like the Govey one you probably won't like this one either