Swagger Inn: Thread 87. BBC Musketeers - roll on Friday. Close your eyes and avoid the spoilers... sodding programmers.

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As you were wenches... The bar is stocked up, the chaise is re-covered and ready for action, and all we have to do it... er. Wait until Friday.
Arse.

helen glad zigzags have cleared .... It's not too much laptop/screen time is it?? ?

Ireland won. Which means no one is happy in this house. Boo. Still, hellova game from Wales. Badders will be pleased tho.

I wondered whether there was so much plot for red to put in that she didn't have time for much else? Agree it wasn't even half as funny as her normal reviews.

SS was very negative, but if you hate the Aramis/Queenie storyline (which most of the internet seems to) & don't like Maimie as Milady (sacrilege ), I can see why you're not that enthusiastic. I loved the ep though.

I'm with you Comtess, NOT SLURPY!!!!

Hi all, just place marking really. Haven't watched and will probably wait until I can watch them togetehr now.

I'll be in the hayloft with Porthos if any one wants me.

Amazing episode!!!

Hi Norah

This is interesting, it refers to Connie's soup dream

Fancy totally agree with you, the world does not need another storyline about false rape accusers.

I simply can't imagine Tom Burke be slurpy , the very idea

I know Elk!!!

Absolutely morelike, it just perpetuates the myth that there's a lot of it about. I've seen threads on MN about the recent consent guidelines where posters say they're worried for their sons being falsely accused. Really? 'Cos I'm far more concerned about my DD being a victim of sexual assault than of my DS being falsely accused, what with it being far more likely statistically an' all.

Fancy yes also agree with you and More ref false allegation.

Also very interesting Fancy ref the soup gifs. Blimey. I'd forgotten all about that the whole soup thing is now veiled in mirth because of the soup not god adlib

Talking of thingy from Brunchers. She was Anne B in The Tudors wasn't she? Hmmmm. I still like Maimie. She gives marvellous BRF. And thinking about Boleyn they sent for a French swordsman for her as she was so scared of the chop going wrong with the axe. Or something .

Ooh bit of a cross post Fancy. Totally.

Tell you what, I had literally never heard of this whole 'shippers' business til v recently. As I'm not a 'fandom' type. And now it is just everywhere I go. Extraordinary.

Have just asked twins about it as a phrase. They both gave me a mocking 'fuck off' look and mumbled something about fantasists.

Um.

Guilty.

What's my punishment?

Mamie is fab, and also stunning - Natalie Domer is fairly fab, but not stunning.

Comtess, Madame - DH has threatened to confiscate my laptop if I turn it on tonight. Am upstairs on the desktop, stealth-wenching

Catch you all tomorrow

I'd forgotten all about it too comtess, far too busy making soup gags to take it seriously . They did get a French swordsman for her execution, & I've heard that story for the reason why - some beheadings took several axe blows. Mind you, I've read somewhere that it wasn't that reliable by sword either, some guy had the top of his head sliced off when the sword was swung too high

Shipping?
As in forecast?

This one's for you badders

Well I did listen to the Shipping Forecast many years before I ever heard of 'shipping'

(Relation)ship - from fan fiction, putting two (or more) people in a relationship., or wanting them to be.

Oh Fancy that's hilarious. Bless him with his little ship.

Helen off with the PC, tablet, laptop, phone and whatever else you're stealthing with. Naughty. Go and lie down with some cucumber over your eyes and Athos's fruit and veg in your head.

In your mind , might sound better.

Why do teenagers need more food about two hours after dinner? Needy and irritating. And costing me a fortune. They now want to make smoothies. Fuck. Off. Out. Of. My. Nice. Clean. Kitchen.

I could have lent you this lot for your Fencing needs Fancy. They should be tired from a morning of sport but actually are pissing around being big and messy and getting under my feet. I've just told them to settle down and watch a film. And no feckin smoothies. Fucksake.

Night lovely wenches

I am still having trouble getting this fucking thing to load. I think I'll get on the pc tomorrow and get some links on - probably old ones.

Night wenches x