Our Girl and Captain James Discussion Thread Vol XIV

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The CJ Collective "Sophisticated Silliness"

Feel free to join in as we discuss all things Our Girl and Captain James related.

Honorary Members of The CJ Collective:

Ben Aldridge
Tony Grounds
Lacey Turner
Cast & Crew of Our Girl

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www.fanfiction.net/u/6318354/CJCollective
m.fanfiction.net/u/6300867/Paintedcherryblossoms
m.fanfiction.net/u/6345258/LolaGirl14
www.fanfiction.net/u/4566477/Itsembarrasing
www.fanfiction.net/u/6304858/Toffeecrisp
www.fanfiction.net/u/6259428/Pinerug
www.fanfiction.net/u/1390374/jenmc
www.fanfiction.net/u/6329437/Ski-dreamer
www.fanfiction.net/u/6204205/Shazbo
www.fanfiction.net/u/6348081/LJKBananagirl

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Haha. I have mentioned you at the beginning of my diary so if there's anything you want me to add in (about how tired you made him or whatever little games you played!!) let me know.

Well, I 'had' him pre jam phase and do have a very large understairs cupboard and an Animal hoover. I recall boxer shorts man and his low slung combats joining us... had also just seen FSOG...

I'm between work and pickups but happy to put it on Google docs later ilove

I am slightly concerned about BA and RL clothing choices. Leather jacket and not a trendy looking one. Definitely need to get hold of him and do a GoK makeover.

pixie you were right, easier to come out than go in!!! Babies came out the other way so it wasn't going to fall out!! DH did the honourable and had a vasectomy, poor lamb cried like a baby... Revenge is sweet

The jacket is more diarrhoea than vomit for me percy. Would need to be more on the orange spectrum to be the latter.

And weren't there dodgy cap on backwards photos too? Maybe it's just all a ruse to downplay his gorgeousness.

Me thinks he needs a more mature lady to take him under her wing nurture his self confidence

Ha ha paintedcherry he defo needs someone to take him under his wing.

Going to watch the final of the Sewing Bee now. Patrick Grant is quite lovely despite the silly moustache. The week he wore a kilt and the camera zoomed in on his fine legs, I experienced a hot flush.

Agree totally orphanwouldn't mind undoing Patrick's invisible zip

Just having a look while I wait for littlie to climb out of bed again with some other excuse for to being able to stay there ... Which one is Patrick grant?

It's ok, worked it out!

Fantastic Patrick Grant, easy on the eye and ever so slightly older than me it's a first for a while- could he design outfits for the wrestling?

Ehm, I have no idea what you're talking about, can someone please summarise:

• where CJ has been imprisoned and what's been done to him
• where he's heading now
• which ff has come out recently? I have been following the Long Run and really like it, but I sense I am missing something else...

(Btw, I found some extremely M rated ff on the hunger games, Blimey this whole idea of ff has revolutionised my life,albeit it's probably gonna cost me a new pair of glasses...too much reading from phone screen ;-)

My professional life is full of cockwombles recently and I am more and more tempted to tell them so. Stupid to risk your job when you need to extend your mortgage, but fgs I have enough childish behaviour at home, is it unrealistic to expect to at least work with grown ups??
I need to channel a bit of Molly and get discipline...

Well done for wading it through it all cherin!
cjwoof is probably best placed to tell you what happened to CJ in her red room!
ilove has been to Bailbrook house (did you find the link to her report)
pixie has currently taken CJ to Kenya in her suitcase ... Or rather mr pixie went in the suitcase ... Are you following this?
The new ff is www.fanfiction.net/s/11096875/1/Just-doing-my-job, I'm sure you saw our views on who had written it?
Umm .... Probably lot off ff to catch up on, but I think there are all the updated one: in the long run, operation nyota, learning the ropes and kinship. Apologies if I've missed any. Should keep you going for a while!
How is the house hunt going?

Oh and zombie .... How could i forget! Bedtime reading for me.
I saw someone had put a comment not the oga page a while back, that they didn't like the zombies one, cos they didn't like horror stories .... Not entirely convinced that they had actually read it!!!!

Yummy

Patrick grant is older than me too - that is so rare these days!! Brilliant idea re the wrestling percy though I'm sure some ladies on here would be able to teach him a thing or two about tape measures!!!

Thanks painted for the pic. It's quite good in our house cos dp has a man crush on Patrick Grant so we both sit drooling watching the Sewing Bee!

As self proclaimed soft tape measurer (with partner in crime richtea naturally) I feel there'd have to be several meetings with PG discussing the finer points of inside leg measurements with his inside legs as demonstration

And I forgot that it's naked fireside wrestling - so the outfits will be pre-wrestling and then ripped to shreds by a baying crowd, is that correct?

I imagined the outfits thrown to us like knights gave favours to ladies in the days of yore. Although, come to think of it, ripping them off the wrestlers sounds more interactive and fun.

And ripping them off with our teeth even more fun.

Pleasure orphan think PG could teach BA a thing or three about putting a decent outfit together introduce him to Saville Row

I'm sure I saw a pic of him in a stag jumper

Ooh percy where? Was he sending us a secret signal do you think yes I would love to design the pre-wrestling costumes for your CJ lust fest?