Evening! Well, it's been a bit of a day...!
Partial success with the soft play, although I don't think I can ever go back to the place. CJ seemed to stoke a bit of mass hysteria amongst the mums, they all wanted a piece of him. He was as attentive as he could be between organising mock battles in the ball pool and shouting at the kids to have some human decency and put some bloody effort in, then fending off the attentions of mums of varying ages.
Thankfully the rest of this afternoon / evening has been much more enjoyable and productive. I can now safely dispel the scurrilous 'seedless' rumour started by pixie. Let's just say grenade is an understatement. According to him cjwoof has taught him, through endurance training, how to keep constantly reloading in the face of intense crossfire. She has certainly done a job. cjwoof I salute you (and btw, I always play hard!)
Best run, CJ is soaking in the bath, and I'm certainly not leaving him on his own!! 
Oh and RL Chris is off at a stag weekend in Poland (he really lives up to his own cliche so well) so no introductions....