MNPD assemble! It's Broadchurch time

[EauRouge]

Notebooks at the ready We should have enough information at the end of the first episode to start cooking up some slightly implausible theories.

Who attended the birth?

Ffs is none else watching this shit with me?

Attending court a few hours after giving birth????

Had a baby over night but popped to court in the morning.

Sorry Nerf-Beth had a midwife but we didn't see her

I am! Missed the very beginning tho' so spent the first twenty minutes trying to work out what was going on. Unsuccessfully

I hope it perks up!

No such luck donkey

I use all my energy trying to make sure I'm paying attention.
It better be worth it

What bollocks now is this? It's just not going anywhere!

I watching but each week is getting worse.
Probably won't bother next week. Shame I loved the first series

This is even worse than last week.

So disappointed! I don't care about this ashworth/sandbrook shit!

What the hell was the field scene all about?

Yeah a police interview in a field. And they knew were his was

And tennant's ginger barnet is disturbing me...

Ooooohhh recognise the mom-psyco dr out of eastenders.

grrrrrr, am in the middle of watching it live online, and itv player has gone down for 'planned maintenance' why are they scheduling maintenance during what is probably the most popular programmes!

Oh purlease, enough with the Female Bonding.

Not as popular as Silent Witness after the 1st episode, nipers.

There isn't a sympathetic character left in this apart from Ellie.

They are having to play very serious music to make up for absolute bollocks on screen.

There's a surprise. She can't see properly and was driving.
That was also not real shagging.

Oh he got there quick

Yep. It's her.

Really dissapointed with this. Why is lee and Claire still contacting each other

She's obv trying to make them/Ellie think lee did it

Tho he did look a bit flirty at the girls when banging posts and then Claire looked out of Window