Corrie thread - New thread for the New Year, time for another disaster?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

New thread in time for the new year - hopefully this year will see the back of some awful characters.

I would personally like to see the following rounded up and shoved in a deep hole in the Red Rec:

Izzy
Anna
Owen
Gary
Michelle
Tracey-Luv
Gavin
Faye
Yasmeen and her entire extended family
The Community Centre
Kylie
Todd
Steph

That'll do for starters.

Ooh what would Gail say if Les appeared in Big Brother ?

They might eat alike but what I meant to say was that they are alike.

Lol , that would be an unusual observation alright.

Wasn't LD going on CBB the final nail in his marriage to Amanda Holden?

She was already shagging Bob The Builder by then I think.

Yes I think they had split up when Les was on BB. Imagining him and Holden together now is hilarious. He looks old enough to be her grandad while she gets mysteriously younger every year!

I don't like the new look Bistro - too busy on the eye.
Faye now wondering why she's putting on weight.... We could tell her

Agree Ladytron think it is meant to be shabby chic but just a bit shabby!

Amazing hoe Sinead's mascara has stayed on throughout her hospital ordeal.

Loved Rita talking to Mavis tonight!

Is this the first we have heard about Katie going to college (apart from the time she decided not to be a paramedic because she was too squeamish)?Whatever she is studying it is too important for her to take the afternoon off to look after her own child. And none of the other 4 people who visited Sinead were available. Instead they palmed him off on Roy who has a busy cafe to run. I see the dreaded Simon has returned!

Is the new-look bistro modelled on Dean's salon over on EastEnders? Or is distressed internal brickwork yet another interior decorating thing that has passed me by?

I see the dreaded Simon has returned!

I had the same thought. Can't help wondering where he is supposed to have been. Although I don't care...

Sinead is a pain about Roy, IMO.
I hate this storyline with Faye. Would like to have seen her and Craig becoming friends, just ordinary, everyday teen stuff. Craig is such a sweetheart.

Chesney to Sinead -"I won't leave Joseph with Roy any more if you don't want me to". Err...who's child is he! Much as I'm not a fan of C hesney or Katie, I don't think it's up to Sinead who Joseph's left with

Yes I agree and would she rather he stayed at home and not visit her?

I like the new bistro, it needed a makeover! Quite like G/Andy and Steph they make a good couple.

Complete time filler last night - Maddie and Sophie going on and on and on about Maddie's birthday, and going to a posh hotel, as a treat. Boring.

'We've got spa treatments booked' - possibly the five most boring words in the English language.

Yes, indeed.
In addition to that, it was just so repetitive.
Maddie worrying about going to this 'posh' hotel, and Sophie trying to convince her. Yawn. And repeat.

Not sure how long they can drag out of Maddie/ Norris trying to outdo one another with spite, either. Too long, probably.

I'm not mad about the bistro

Maddie and Sophie are painful, Sophie needs to go off and live with Rosie, for good.

I miss Phyillis and Percy

So that was the bistro? I was so confused, thought maybe they'd opened a new branch.

Why have they decorated it in the style of a beach hut that has been set alight by drunks teenagers?

Loved Rita's phone chat with Mavis, 'Norris, Mavis has lost half a stone doing the 5:2'.

Which means Mavis now weighs about 8 ounces.

I can't remember when Mavis last got a mention! I was wondering was I hearing things.

The Bistro makeover is pants.

Did Mavis move to the Lakes? We are off to the Lakes at half term and I said to DD, "Oh, we could call in on Mavis". She just looked

Not just Sinead's mascara staying on Brunette but she's also sporting a cracking set of false lashes.

and a very rigid bra!