X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

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Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

The runner up often does better than the winner anyway. Go Ben.

all that money and still nobody has told them about shampoo

Zain and Dullisa sharing the same hair, that's nice and frugal

Zayn got pissed off with everyone going on about his hair, I see. It's all slicked back

What are the family connections with Burke?

I thought they were miming too Raffles

Too much success, too many drugs and too much junk food, I'd say. They look a bit sickly.

I loved Stars In Their Eyes. Apart from when Jenny Bond (?) did Debbie Harry.

I thought Ben looked like he was miming too, the timing was definitely a bit out. Now Fleur looks like she's min ng. Hmmmm....

Harry with the Hair seems to spend all his time staring fixedly into the middle distance, as if listening very intently to the voices in his head

I know it's stupid but I feel so sorry for these lads. I wouldn't trade lives with them.

I swear Harry is morphing into Bob gandolf.

DS just said who is Johnny Wood

All the Wandies look like they need a bath!

Why exactly are they performing with thingy from the Rolling Stones?

I just think 1d look dead behind the eyes these days. Harry in particular. I hope they have a good support network and don't ruin it.

I got the Skips. I decided I needed a tingly tongue for Wand Erection.

Is Keith Richards there as some kind of warning?

I've just realised I would do each and every one of the Wandies. Twice.

I sicken myself.

Is it inappropriate to say I fancy 3 of 1D? I am old enough to me their mum.

Oh look Niall has learned how to mime guitar playing.

At least harry has had a bath tonight, he looked like like shite last time

Just no no no no to all the tats

*be

This looks like miming too. Harry not even holding mic to mouth.

They know they have a very limited lifespan as a successful boy band and are milking it for all it's worth, working themselves to the ground. I guess it will be worth it but I fear a lot of rehab in their futures.