X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

[fRaahhnkincense]

Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

[LineRunner]

I feel obliged to watch it to the bitter end now.

[Honeydragon]

The bitter blue dried out coconut end?

[nancy75]

How can you have purple quality street left? they are the best ones

[LineRunner]

Yes. You may have to apply the virtual Heimlich Manoeuvre as Fleur takes her bow.

[LineRunner]

The purple ones have that fucking nut in them.

[nancy75]

I am partial to a nut or too

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Send all the blue ones over here. MiniHearts2 lives and dies for coconut I like the strawberry, orange and toffee ones. DH is not allowed to touch the Quality Street. DD1 obligingly finishes all the other ones.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

Arf @ that fucking nut

[CalamitouslyWrong]

Nancy: you missed on on a rather substandard xfactor final part one, so it wasn't much of a loss.

I don't care who wins either. I'm always only here for the hating.

I'm not at all convinced that xfactor has anything to do with a career in pop music. Not a single thing.

[CyclopsBee]

Evening everyone, only gonna watch so I can enjoy this thread at the same time!
I don't like Fleur as I might have said once or twice last night so I shall root for Ben, I shan't vote tho I'm not that interested
I shall be scoffing DS's left over birthday cake and sainsburys dolly mixtures.
I will stick to a cup of tea as I overdid it on the Baileys last night. I woke up at 3am with some in my mouth, sorry TMI

[CalamitouslyWrong]

We always have blue quality street left. And those abominations of pink and orange cream things. Nothing can bring us to eat them.

[fRaahhnkincense]

i love the coconut ones. And the coffee one. Anything with nuts in. I used to LOVE the cracknell ones- but they got rid of those

[Bisgetti]

Honeydragon - I suspect the same. Raah hit the nail on the head with the thread title, Simon must be laughing at us for voting/discussing and giving his shows so much publicity. Or probably not, we wouldn't even enter his headspace!

At least we are sticking it to the MAN by not voting.

[fRaahhnkincense]

And I have salted black sunflower seed- they are fiddly as fuck to eat, but strangely addictive

[TheFairyCaravan]

Evening. I started to watch last night, didn't get to see one song. We had a major crisis, here. I managed to watch it today. I give not one fuck who wins. If I could drink I would still be pissed from last night, and still drinking!

[CyclopsBee]

Oh I used to love the cracknell ones raah and coffee creams.
I must say quality street are my least faves, I like a miniature Hero

[nancy75]

Raah salted black sunflower seeds sound a bit posh compared to the dregs of the quality street (and wasted on X factor!)

[fRaahhnkincense]

Not really posh- - 2 bags for £1 at my local asian grocer

[butterflymacqueen]

UKIP lovers all seem united for sure- all myopic I must say- shame!!!

[nancy75]

Is Nigel Farage a guest act tonight then butterfly?

[CyclopsBee]

Did anyone see Tulisa on Jonathan Ross last night? Her lips are ruined, why do slebs do it to themselves

[Fixerupperz]

Hi all not sure why I'm gonna watch as I'm pretty sure I know smugface is gonna win booo. Also making it worse is the lack of snacks :(

[Fixerupperz]

Yeahh I saw it, didn't take much notice of her though was enjoying corden and Boris .

[fRaahhnkincense]

Apparently Mel is back , rather pointlessly- but I'd rather have her than Dullisa.

[CyclopsBee]

Corden and Borris were hilarious