X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

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Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

I feel obliged to watch it to the bitter end now.

The bitter blue dried out coconut end?

How can you have purple quality street left? they are the best ones

Yes. You may have to apply the virtual Heimlich Manoeuvre as Fleur takes her bow.

The purple ones have that fucking nut in them.

I am partial to a nut or too

Send all the blue ones over here. MiniHearts2 lives and dies for coconut I like the strawberry, orange and toffee ones. DH is not allowed to touch the Quality Street. DD1 obligingly finishes all the other ones.

Arf @ that fucking nut

Nancy: you missed on on a rather substandard xfactor final part one, so it wasn't much of a loss.

I don't care who wins either. I'm always only here for the hating.

I'm not at all convinced that xfactor has anything to do with a career in pop music. Not a single thing.

Evening everyone, only gonna watch so I can enjoy this thread at the same time!
I don't like Fleur as I might have said once or twice last night so I shall root for Ben, I shan't vote tho I'm not that interested
I shall be scoffing DS's left over birthday cake and sainsburys dolly mixtures.
I will stick to a cup of tea as I overdid it on the Baileys last night. I woke up at 3am with some in my mouth, sorry TMI

We always have blue quality street left. And those abominations of pink and orange cream things. Nothing can bring us to eat them.

i love the coconut ones. And the coffee one. Anything with nuts in. I used to LOVE the cracknell ones- but they got rid of those

Honeydragon - I suspect the same. Raah hit the nail on the head with the thread title, Simon must be laughing at us for voting/discussing and giving his shows so much publicity. Or probably not, we wouldn't even enter his headspace!

At least we are sticking it to the MAN by not voting.

And I have salted black sunflower seed- they are fiddly as fuck to eat, but strangely addictive

Evening. I started to watch last night, didn't get to see one song. We had a major crisis, here. I managed to watch it today. I give not one fuck who wins. If I could drink I would still be pissed from last night, and still drinking!

Raah salted black sunflower seeds sound a bit posh compared to the dregs of the quality street (and wasted on X factor!)

Oh I used to love the cracknell ones raah and coffee creams.
I must say quality street are my least faves, I like a miniature Hero

Not really posh- - 2 bags for £1 at my local asian grocer

UKIP lovers all seem united for sure- all myopic I must say- shame!!!

Is Nigel Farage a guest act tonight then butterfly?

Did anyone see Tulisa on Jonathan Ross last night? Her lips are ruined, why do slebs do it to themselves

Hi all not sure why I'm gonna watch as I'm pretty sure I know smugface is gonna win booo. Also making it worse is the lack of snacks :(

Yeahh I saw it, didn't take much notice of her though was enjoying corden and Boris .

Apparently Mel is back , rather pointlessly- but I'd rather have her than Dullisa.

Corden and Borris were hilarious