X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

[fRaahhnkincense]

Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

Harry > Keith in just three easy steps. Sorry, it's Ronnie Wood, I've just realised. But you know what I mean.

Keith is there as some kind of horrible premonition made flesh. See that, Harry? Clean the fuck up.

Oh er, was that Harry dirty dancing up against Ron wood? Cringeeee

BOF- that's it!!

This almost sounds like a Bon Jovi song.

did Harry just dry hump Ronnie Wood just then?

I think Harry is morphing into Michael Hutchence (INXS) - I fancied him soooo much!

Uh, Chezza's back looks quite skeletal.

I thought Keith too, Boff. We need Raah on our pub quiz team .

I agree with the comments that these boys look a little "distant". Perhaps they're just tired? (I don't know anything about the band, they're not a thing in this house).

My Nan looked like Ronnie Wood just before she died.

Oh gods I didn't imagine it then

I fucking love Ronnie.

Thought hardy was mick jagger esq

Rudy- i hedged my bets and called him 'Thingy'

Harry even

'Ronnie Woods'

Oh, Raah. You were no better/ Him from the Stones, indeed. We got that far ourselves.

Is she being booed??

Bens evil eyeing Fleur

Get tickets if you're in Wales. Or just round the corner. You know, so you don't have to go too far out of your way or anything.

I just love Zayne and I'm old enough to be his nan mam!

Sickly messages there. Perhaps neither of them should win. Bring back Pugs.

Ben looks a lot like a Muppet.

Have thought it for a while but couldn't quite decide between Michael Hutchence and mick jagger however now convinced Harry styles thinks he's mock jagger

Ben HeyOop not loving the salt ov the earf van driving life so much now, then?