X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

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Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

I've had laser eye surgery and it worked really well but I was scared shitless of something like that happening.

Honeydragon I could go to the Daily Fail with a sad face holding up my cock sweet and saying it's affected my life but I've eaten it

I'm terrified of laser eye surgery too.

Simon sounds like Stevie Richie now , this is getting confusing, their all morphing into each other .

Only nice thing about Fleur is her hair.

i remember watching the original version of the Annie film on pirate video in 1983

I liked Leona and Alexander Burke they were easy likeable.

No fish in them skips for sure.

You can get meaty crisps.

I knew about Mel's eye surgery problem but it seems to look a lot worse tonight

I had laser eye surgery too 5 years ago. Mel B said on J/Ross that she had it done when it was quite a new thing and she was the tiny minority where it went wrong.

I would not go near laser eye surgery. Eyes are too precious to risk if glasses or contacts are doing a good enough job. Poor Mel though, if the eye stuff is correct that is devastating. Hopefully it can be corrected or might improve in time.

I read on fb via friend that your face can go like that after a mini stroke or such like. Hope that not the case for her

I don't like Alexandra.com

oh no! Burke.Com was apparently a HUGE diva back stage. Never liked her at all. She clearly decided she had it in the bag (second time around) because of family connections.

I think the DM will happily run a sad face story with headline

XFactor made me eat cock

So it's not all over for you.

They are bringing back Stars in their Eyes. How will it differ from X factor???

I never liked Burke.com

It's only just been released ruffles

Bells Palsy could make face droop too. I guess there are lots of possibilities.

Not looking forward to seeing how poorly/dirty/druggy these boys have become

Yay stars in their eyes.

People who can sing.

One direction look dirty these days.

Honeydragon

I have decided that Blonde Wandie who Sings is my fave.
Him with the hair I suspect is being operated remotely.