X FACTOR - it's the FINAL (still)- Someone is going to win- most of all Simon.

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Here we go, the last thread. The final curtain. No more Pugs which does mean no more Whitney, or Mariah, though. Every cloud...

A re-cap of the songs-

Ben Haenow
Song of the series: Man In The Mirror (by Michael Jackson)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

Fleur East

Uptown Funk (originally by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars)

Winners Single – Something I Need (originally by One Republic)

I do like the 'originally' bit here- like, for evermore the songs will be known as the 'Fleur East* version, or something

Rumours are Ben is now the favourite, I'm struggling to care.

Let's settle this - FIGHT!

So, for the final time, see y'all later.

Cyclops care you to return them and complain

I have a penis in my sweetee, appease me.

Mel's left eye looks a bit funny I have to say.

start

Mels left eye is droopy

What a strange frock.

MelB sounds slurred. Chez incomprehensible.

salt and vinegar skips? I've never seen them!
This thread, for me has become less x factor chat, more a junk food shopping list

Mel had laser eye surgery that went wrong, apparently. Scary.

This is pretty biased. They so want Fleur to win.

Cock off Simon

Poor Mel :-(

Simon can't hide how much he wants her to win.

Well, Simon. I'm sure Leona will be thrilled to hear that.

Mingehead wants some of that colour catcher on his t shirts.
Someone tell Sinitta

I'd be more troubled by the aggressive performance style if she were a man. That would be really, really awful.

Greatest performance ever witnessed..... He is so impartial with his two acts

Yeah, Mel's eye has not looked open properly for a while. They have shit her from the side view for the last few weeks.

I'm very short sighted, but even if I could afford it, laser eye surgery scares me shitless.

I like prawn cocktail skips. Have they actually seen any fish on their journey?

Oh no BoF, i thought she had a stomach ulcer... Poor mel

Yes BOF - Mel B's laser surgery went wrong and she's almost blind in her left eye. Not nice for her

Shit. Shot!

Which article?

this is the one I meant

Think the bits written under tulisa vid are from here

Yes, zero modesty from big head Fleur. Now the likes of Leona who has sooo much more talent, was so very likeable wasn't she?

Hi don't think Leona and her piles of money will care tbh

I would love them to say "I've had the best time in my life. Apart from that school trip to Butlins on Barry Island. The second best time. Or maybe the third."

Honey- no, she won't.