The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

dear god, how old is she?

I think I might sleep in my clothes and make up.

Short skirts is her only strategy. There is nothing else to discuss.

Ice Eskimo is a total loon! 'Bring some nice make up' ahahahah

'Bring some nice makeup' haha ha. I love her already!

Bring nice make up?

I'd shove it where it really hurts.

I think Eskimo lady is a stooge, she cannot be for real.

she needs to stop worrying about skirts and worry about her slap, hey... eeek

I think sometimes they phone them madly early for the market like 4am

She needs to be fired already.

Why does no one just take the phone handset
upstairs when they go to bed?

did they bring her in for the first week only to fire/

Ice Eskimo has to go, or does she? I'm torn because she could be quality viewing!

i would book myself in to a hotel rather than share with these fuckers

thenightsky definitely, I didn't see who you meant (ie who was in the car) but I knew exactly who you meant, so that's a winning nickname for me! :)

Have I missed a bit? What are they doing?

Chopped lemons? I'd buy millions of those. Massive market.

Please chop the lemons. It will be the quickest firing Srualan ever made.

I rather think they're likely to chop her up before they chop up the lemons Maybe we'll have a murder mystery instead...

gutted Karen isn't following girls this week

Christ on a bike. Cutted up lemons?

OK - the begging has started. Please can Filipe go tonight!

I prefer the boys. The blonde is an insult to women.

3rd Person Filippe has no control!

she is fuckin thick

Oh god just tell us who won the whole thing already.