The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Don't know but I think Mr Ears is about 10?

I love this programme it is my absolute fave lord sugar is a bit barmy!!

Same sparkling

Can't they think if something original? It's always ice to Eskimos.

Hi Giraffes - really good to see you :)

Apprentice rule 1- volunteer to be project manager for the first one. He likes em putting themselves forward.

he is a bit barmy - if I had that much money i would act how the fuck I wanted

Ice to Eskimos = horse face

Hipster Magician is annoying

Hello.

Love Ep 1. It's the one where me and DH spend the evening yelling "HAVE NONE OF YOU C*NTS EVER WATCHED THIS BEFORE????????"

Plus why would you volunteer as PM. You're 50/50 going out Ep1.

Twats.

Sparkling Please stay, we'll soon be shot of half of them :0) We'll sort names out as we go or you can just stay confused with me!!

3rd Person Lawyer

Felipe = silent assassin

I spy eye candy (the two sitting either side of Felipe)

Felipe talks about himself in the third person...not a good sign

And a PM that refers to himself in the third person should be fired BEFORE the task begins.

she can hypno them to buy stuff

I really don't know if I have the staying power to watch 12 weeks of this. Does that mean it goes on after Christmas?

Females are more attractive to look at. Right.

oooohhhhh semi average

Can we call that one on left in the car Billy Piper please?

Short skirts wtf???

WTAF? Did Feminism never happen to her?

did she just say we need to pimp ourselves up, basically?

We all like Eskimo woman don't we??

Spesh Posh Spice lookalikey

Good to know you can count