The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Ooh Solomon with his shirt off!

oh Karren here!

well not HERE obviously... but on You're Fired

oh, and Robert.. in a dorky suit

Wtf is he wearing?

Luxury fashion Robert? Seriously? Wtf are you wearing?

he looks like he should be selling ice cream

Oh Rob you knob, you've forgotten your boater hat!

If he paid £5k for that jacket, they saw him coming

Dara time. Good night.

At 6'7" and dressed in purple, I imagine he'd appear on the horizon long before most, Bastards

Now that's what they should have done - a (luxury) bow tie which twirls around with flashing lights and keeps you cool......Robert would have liked that

His ears have their own postcode too

The panel can't hide their distaste

I hate that no socks thing the hipsters are into [fogey].
It would be gross misconduct for me.

The 'men in Capri pants and slippers -slash- no socks' is getting quite disturbing.

Bring back the good old days when men wore their trousers round their knees

Yay, dp has gone to bed,I can watch dara!

Yup, he looks an utter twat!

This is how to make sure no one ever wants to hire you ever again.

Excellent,a montage of his cuntishness

Yep, we've established that he's a "wanquer" (and weird as well)

I love Karen.

What are the gifts going to be??

please let it be the camera shirt

I wish both Karen and Nick could say what they actually thought of the contestants. That would be television gold.