The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

I'm laughing already.

There's no I in team but there's five in individual brilliance.

The me. Are dead boring In Comparison.

Sorry cat helping to type.

Please chop the lemons. It will be the quickest firing Srualan ever made

Yes, that should narrow the 20 down quite quickly with a bit of luck.

I would be shit at this but even I would be better than her

Oh I've missed Nick's expressions

Decadence???

Nick looks like he's been sucking the chopped lemons.

Fembot is going to get the Femboot in the Board Room.

I want to see kaarens faces at sarah

Men not me.

Missed the rules - oops. Are they only allowed to sell one thing?

Robert 's jacket?

Lanky boy is a ginormous twat, isn't he?

Think Karens had enough

Buy from LIDL it's cheaper innit

Yeah OYBBK blame the kitty!

Giraffe TSSCat would be better than her.

Hashtag my arse

God I hate seeing the women wobbling around on 3 inch heels

I like #london

Roisin is Cameron Diaz look-a-likey.

OMG she has set women's lib back 1,000 years at least!

Hashtag London

Hahahaha

As soon as I heard Eskimo blondes short skirt speech,I thought....holy fuck! I need mumsnet! WTAFF???!

Giraffes no. Just no.