The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Short skirts, it's like feminism never happened!

Feminism is dead.

i would book myself in to a hotel rather than share with these fuckers

They're all wearing flat shoes . Last year it was all stripped heels.

Hypno-woman is going to be out this week, isn't she?

Viper!

Yes Billy Piper.
Love the house !

is that the sum of her business skills? Karen will stab her

*stripper

Is the ice to the eskimos fembot confused? She's on the Apprentice, not Mad Men.

The teams should be called Numpties and Pillocks IMO.

fnaargh! 5 in Individual Brilliance!

Summit. Fuck me. Decadence? Even worse.

There's no I in team.

Very true. Buts there's a U in C*NT mate.

Er what's a pub quiz company? Dave who digs out Trivial Pursuit every week in exchange for 2 pints of heavy?

Blondie is grating my carrot already

Love Ep 1. It's the one where me and DH spend the evening yelling "HAVE NONE OF YOU CNTS EVER WATCHED THIS BEFORE????????"*

I could not handle getting ready in 20 minutes

20minutes? WTF

That hypnotherapist needs a kick up the bot!

Tits and Dicks as team names would fit the seventies vibe that seems to be happening here.

Why do they never learn to get up early and be ready for the phone call?

Why does no one just take the phone handset upstairs when they go to bed?

FUCK OFF BLONDIE

raging already

shot skirts?
decadence?
FFS