In the Club tonight at 9pm [edited by MNHQ to say SPOILERS BY THE BUCKETLOAD]

[Lighthousekeeping]

I like Kay Mellor and it has a great cast. Anyone else giving it a go?

Didn't I say Jude was the father at the beginning - when he took back her school bag think in episode 1

smug blondes

Hermione Norris was particularly good last night. I really felt for her when her older son rejected his little brother and later when the mother-in-law visited and H.M felt left out (or is it something else?).

I thought so too. It's fantastic acting to depict so well someone on the verge of tears who is doing her best not to cry. She's also not in the least afraid to look and sound ridiculous, e.g when moaning about her constipation and stitches or when she had pizza on her chin.

Getting dafter and dafter by the minute

What's the meaningful looks between hermione and the boyfriends dad?

Oooh she's definitely shagged her FIL at some point.

Forgot the episiotomy on the ITC bingo card!

Yes, have we seen the FIL before?!

Oh that is a very white baby. :(

O my frigging god Sooo broody right now :-(

Have we seen boyfriend's dad before?

This is so dreadful but I just can't stop watching it. I do want to know the deal with the FIL...

All the breaches of confidentiality are ridiculous!

I liked the slow-mo birth.

Yes, she knows him somehow.

Oh my God, this beyond awful but weirdly compelling.

Because a day or two after you've given birth is the best time to make big decisions like that...

I'm behind you watching on catch-up. Jasmine's family have just turned up mob-handed at the hospital. Surely another tick on the cliche bingo?

I want to know where this hospital is that can do genetic testing in 20 minutes

Oh sorry, I won't post spoilers. I quite liked that bit, I can imagine it happening

Argh, missed a key bit - has the baby got the haemophilia gene or not?

The music they keep playing really annoyed me tonight!

Erm, you can't just go wandering in and out of maternity wards like that!!!! There's buzzers n stuff.

so is it really her husband's baby?

Isn't haemophilia carried on the X chromosome by women but only expressed in boys, as they only carry a single X chromosome? (Struggling to remember A level Biology stuff.)

Last one next week!