Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

I hope it goes back to channel 4.

Thornrose - I'm the same. I stopped watching when Matthew was evicted. I've been reading bit and pieces on this thread since and can't quite believe how low BB has stooped.

I have watched every series except 2003 when I travelled.

I won't be watching again.

I will read this thread though, which is odd.

Yama I have a certain investment in the characters now and I want to know what happens.

This thread is perfect in every way. Little clips which show just enough and I trust the lovely people on this thread to give me a completely unbiased view of what's happening.

Yuk, heave and vom re all aspects of Steven.

I wonder if Kimberly is going to wake up to what an utter knob he is? Like when you wake up from a drunken night out wearing beer goggles and cringe about the snog you had (but times a zillion)?

I hear that's terrible.

Coumarin You're right re the battery task they had to have 1% remaining at the end , so it was easily passable - until the last challenge ! Which was going to cost whatever they had left

I think if Kim is evicted first , she'll be on the first plane out of here . If he's out first .....she's fucked ! He'll be camped in the carpark keeping an eye out that she doesn't do a runner .
(actually I think if he is out first he's more likely to be hanging on Dexter's coat tails just to get his (moon) face in the papers )

He is so INTENSE - he thinks that everything he utters must be this earth-shatteringly important statement that he will be remembered for for all eternity.

'Yeah Steve said that, he was so right dude'

AAAAGGHHHH

I think his name was Tom Dame

The people back then were real, it was still entertaining. Sending in a bunch of wannabes is just crap.

Oh yes Tom and his tent.

I still think of Mel occasionally when I'm tweezing my brows...

as long as its just your brows !

I have the book of the first series .

So Helen, who claimed that she wanted nothing of the Wayne Rooney story to come out, was also involved in a super injunction case and she talked to the press about it.

DM LINK www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1385132/Super-injunctions-Rooney-prostitute-Helen-Wood-married-actor-slept-with.html

Rumours online are that the actor used to be in Downton Abbey.

Watching last night's at the minute.

Jale is so annoying when she goes into her lecturing routine.

I loved the first ever series. I went away for a long weekend the week that Mel was evicted and I was getting text updates on her eviction!

The bloke from Downtown Abbey (if it is the obvious one - also in 2012) has had a couple of super injunctions because he can't keep it in his pants.

Helen looks really different now.

Jale is like Pauline,without the aggressive barking.

I am so tired, I'm not sure I can stay up to watch this.

They are a tedious joyless bunch....may have to bow out myself....

Is tonight's entire episode going to be about sex noises?

Why do they like marlon? Who does like him! He is so boring!

Ash really needs to wash his hair. I bet he smells.

It is so dull, I've warmed to none of them, please no more shagging sounds tonight...

That would be no sex sounds or....humping jack hammer duvet movements....

Ah Craig on BBots.... Bet he thinks they are boring as f...

Ah great minds and all that Sin