Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
  
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
  
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
  
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
  
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

[TheReluctantCountess]

Thank you (is this post number 1000)

[FelixFelix]

Countess that's my favourite so far

[TheReluctantCountess]

Kim, Kim, nice but dim,
Opened up and let Steve in!

[FoxSticks]

Nice! Short, sweet and to the point! Loving your work

[fourforksache]

loving the poetry

2 second steven
had audiences heavin'.
now kimberly is leavin'
He'll have to save his semen.

[FoxSticks]

Bum I got it wrong lines two and five should rhyme. Back to the house work for me.

[TheReluctantCountess]

Love it!

[FoxSticks]

There once was a housemate called Kim
Who liked her men to be quite dim
She developed a pet peeve
with two second Steve
crap sex meant that she had to leave

[TheReluctantCountess]

This beats doing housework on a Saturday. I shall leave DP to it.

[TheReluctantCountess]

There once was a housemate called Steven,
So creepy that he had women heaving,
But so desperate was Kim,
That she had sex with him,
And before long he was told she was leaving.

[LottieAndTheDinosaur]

Brilliant

[onedev]

Both excellent

[FelixFelix]

[TheReluctantCountess]

A housemate called Kim was a Yank,
Over her, Steven would wank,
It all came to a head,
When they had sex in bed,
And his idea of a relationship stank.

[FelixFelix]

There once was a robot called Kim
Who left the bb house on a whim
Semen wasn't arsed, it was all a big farce
And she was never allowed back in

Good god that was terrible

[FelixFelix]

What about a nice relevant poem?

[TheReluctantCountess]

Fair enough. It'd be rude to leave the thread hanging with no closure - a bit like Steven without Kimberly.

[fourforksache]

and filling thread.

[fourforksache]

I'm there, just waffling

[TheReluctantCountess]

Come over to the new thread.

[fourforksache]

I hate it that ash is getting better looking as his hair grows. looks like a young Clint Eastwood.

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

New thread click here

[DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen]

I am liking little Chris more and more.

And Semen less and less

Ash looks mighty fine in an Alice band!

[TheReluctantCountess]

It's not pleasant to watch what Steven is doing to Kim.

[fourforksache]

thank you Anne!