Big Brother - Thread 3 - Is Kim human?

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Welcome to thread three - so many questions:

• Will we grow to like any of them?
• Why is Ash so handsome but such a dick?
• Will Winston tell Danielle she looks like the Joker?
• Will Steven realise he will never have a conversation with Robo-Kim?
• Why wasn't Ash evicted???

It's not pleasant to watch what Steven is doing to Kim.

I am liking little Chris more and more.

And Semen less and less

Ash looks mighty fine in an Alice band!

New thread click here

I hate it that ash is getting better looking as his hair grows. looks like a young Clint Eastwood.

Come over to the new thread.

I'm there, just waffling

and filling thread.

Fair enough. It'd be rude to leave the thread hanging with no closure - a bit like Steven without Kimberly.

What about a nice relevant poem?

There once was a robot called Kim
Who left the bb house on a whim
Semen wasn't arsed, it was all a big farce
And she was never allowed back in

Good god that was terrible

A housemate called Kim was a Yank,
Over her, Steven would wank,
It all came to a head,
When they had sex in bed,
And his idea of a relationship stank.

Both excellent

Brilliant

There once was a housemate called Steven,
So creepy that he had women heaving,
But so desperate was Kim,
That she had sex with him,
And before long he was told she was leaving.

This beats doing housework on a Saturday. I shall leave DP to it.

There once was a housemate called Kim
Who liked her men to be quite dim
She developed a pet peeve
with two second Steve
crap sex meant that she had to leave

Love it!

Bum I got it wrong lines two and five should rhyme. Back to the house work for me.

loving the poetry

2 second steven
had audiences heavin'.
now kimberly is leavin'
He'll have to save his semen.

Nice! Short, sweet and to the point! Loving your work

Kim, Kim, nice but dim,
Opened up and let Steve in!

Countess that's my favourite so far

Thank you (is this post number 1000)