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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

OP posts:
slackcabbage · 05/07/2014 14:33

Just catching up with this wk's recordings

[Averts eyes from Squoosh's picture]

Lines on the departure of Kiki Dee...

Don't go flaking my carp
I wouldn't if I'd fried
Honey, the plate was tasteless
Greg, you shouldn't have cried

Don't go flaking my carp
You took the plate off of me
Honey, your sauce was zestless
Baby prawns are the key

Nobody likes it!

When it turned brown
I was your clown

Nobody likes it!

Right from the start
I gave you my tart
Urrgggh, I gave you my tart

And nobody told us
(Neither Greg nor John showed us)

And now it's up to us babe
I think we can bake it ...

LaVolcan · 05/07/2014 16:25

Grin Grin slackcabbage

Jux · 05/07/2014 20:46

Arf @ slackcabbage Grin

you've just made the 70s live again in my memory

LaVolcan · 05/07/2014 21:53

Honestly though - sausages in gravy for Masterchef? Come on, a 10 year old can do that.

slackcabbage · 06/07/2014 08:15

Thxs LaVolcan and Jux - worried I might have been the only one old enough on here to remember Grin

Agree re: the sausages - thought they were going for comedy angle rather than cooking expertise

LaVolcan · 10/07/2014 19:07

DH cooked a Masterchef meal for me tonight. Yes, sausages in onion gravy!

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:00

Evening, Mastercheffers!

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:02

Good to have Gregg's expert opinion on Shakespeare Hmm

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:04

Noooo! Am I alone here?

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/07/2014 21:08

Evening from me and mini masterchef

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:08

Helloooo Halsall, bloody Gregg thinks he a school teacher now Smile

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:09

ohdear, and mini, evening! Thank God I'm not talking to myself!

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:09

How is miniohdear ohdear

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:09

Hi Ellenora Smile

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/07/2014 21:10

He's fab thank you! He's 12 weeks old now :-)

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:11

Girls menu sounds quite nice

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:12

Yea, verily, a mightye cocke-up may ensue with ye 'boys'

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/07/2014 21:12

Who do we think will win

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:13

My god ohdear where does the time go, ah I bet he's so cute Grin

ohdearitshappeningtome · 10/07/2014 21:13

He's lovely! Nice and cheeky!!

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:15

Biggins pie sounds disgusting

The girls will win Grin

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:16

Oh it's hard to resist the cheeks, my two were right chubbers when they were babies and I loved it, jeepers they haven't a pick on them now, my 22 year old is like a rake and eats like a horse

Halsall · 10/07/2014 21:22

Those oysters look boakworthy to me

Ellenora5 · 10/07/2014 21:27

Ye they do a bit, I've never had them and I don't think I ever will

TheSpottedZebra · 10/07/2014 21:28

Bugger, missed 1/2

Who's looking 'tasty' ? (ie good @ ye olde cooking). Obvs we are all lusting after Biggins and Greg.

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