Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

No - she was floored and he stomped off.
the cunt

Can't beat Squoosh but I do have a signed picture of Jason from his RoS days - a nice letter as well.

If he makes it through tonight (doubtful) I'll try to dig it out of my 1984 box!

I'm definitely applying next year

I'm going to hold the door for them, that drives me mad everytime I watch it, or give them a bloody tray

Why on earth would anyone pair random lettuce leaves with rack of lamb?

That's terrible SpottedZebra, ignorant fucker

Who brings in the other plate?
Ellenora - that can be you too - multi skilling and all that?

Ellenora you could be on to something there. Would the BBC be interested in a guest appearance from a random mnetter every programme - specifically to do door duty?

Maybe Charley and RoS can have a cooking show together, where they talk in Actorly voices about the FOOD ?

Evening all. They can't seem to decided on a consistent time slot for this, so I'm missing it tonight. DS2's friend's parents didn't come to pick him up from the playing after school thing until 8.30 (DS2 is 4 and usually in bed at 7).

At least I don't have to listen to bloody andi and his polo necks of pretentiousness.

It's the polo shirt of pretentiousness today, Calam*. He can display pretentiousness with any neckline.

Failed bold there. More needed.

Or the turtleneck of...

Oh no, that would be rude

I'd love to go to Biggins' for dinner. I bet the booze flows.

Oh yes we could all take turns girls, I don't see why they wouldn't have us, after all we are the best critics and we could choose straws as to who wears the polo neck

I seem to recall his CDWM was pretty epic, booze-wise

Bye bye Jason

Ooh Squoosh you were right!

Oh I called that well!

Good call for whoever said they would go, thank christ the heats are over, it better get more exciting

His CDWM was amazing. There was him, Julia Bradbury who was very up for a drink laugh, a pretty boy who was also funny and they both perved over, and Edwina Currie who did not drink and was miserable throughout.

See you all next Thursday!

I was also wondering who the Third Plate Holder is.

Andi P really is a pompous arse, why do they keep bringing him back?

Like Biggins and glad he went through but lamb and lettuce seemed a bit meagre.

With regards to plate holding/serving. I noticed last night that they show the first plate being served to celeb judge no. 1, then the cameras/editing goes all mysterious with the serving of the second plate, so they don't overtly show you who is receiving it. That said, I noticed one occasion where you saw Christine's sleeves and hands for the second plate, when she'd already received the first. I also wonder - how long before a plate gets dropped before it gets to the punter? In which case, Greg/John's plate could be whipped away, and they could taste the scrag ends left my the judges.

Like Biggins and glad he went through but lamb and lettuce seemed a bit meagre.

I like to imagine that Chez Biggins, your appetite would be somewhat dulled by copious amounts of gin and bubbles.

Yes, it'd be a great night.