Celeb Masterchef

[Davros]

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

Ah Ping the merciless ! Yeh get her back to open the hoisin sauce bottle

I'm trying to have a 5:2 fast day and I'm chewing my own arm at the moment .

Saying that, none of the dishes so far have wowed me.

Sophie eats out a bit obv.

Excuse my maths, there's 5 of them isn't there...!

Blame my pregnancy brain...

Is this Strictly Come Mastercheffing?

Russel Grand and Jodie Kidd...(that I can recognise)

I'm fecking starving. Misjudged the pork chops, so I didn't get them. No veg as low fecking carbing. I want a spring roll.
Go Sophie. wants her to be a MNetter

No gregg it was shit

Not rating any of these!!

I love the celeb masterchef euphemisms. There wasn't 'one or two with the odd mistake', Greg.

I want a spring roll too ohwhat. Saving it for a nice Chinese meal on Saturday night instead.

I quite fancy a spring roll notmadebythatlot

They are being taken up the shard!

Wahoo parsnip purée...... All for mlw!!

For that read: raw, mostly raw and cooked a bit.

Oh dear god this is going to be unbearable...

Greg and John are a lot kinder to the celebs than they are to the regular Masterchef contestants.

In what universe is that medium-rare?

Oooooooh, we ate there recently! It was fab!

She's warming monkfish. Not cooking it.

Bean yours probably wasn't made by any of this lot?

That venison needed a vet!!

Calam it was still taking Santas to the North Pole that reindeer

Waiting for Susannah to totally mess up, both presentation and cooking. Lots of stuf being sent back from the pass.

It's mc lite innit? Just playing with mates. and getting paid for it

Like the look of Aqua a lot.