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Celeb Masterchef

999 replies

Davros · 10/06/2014 00:16

Starts tomorrow. Can't wait

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TheSpottedZebra · 27/06/2014 22:12

Wayne: how fast does he learn?

Erm - 30 years??

Halsall · 27/06/2014 22:13

Arf @ spotted

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/06/2014 22:14

Cranachan boy is off.

squoosh · 27/06/2014 22:14

Alex is FURIOUS!

squoosh · 27/06/2014 22:15

Poor old Leslie, I feel sorry for her.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 27/06/2014 22:18

Well see you in the next gap in the sport.

Jux · 27/06/2014 22:20

Wayne will be out as soon as he comes up against people who can cook.

CalamitouslyWrong · 27/06/2014 22:26

Do you think Wayne was pretending he couldn't cook the pizza round? They probably all were.

landrover · 27/06/2014 22:34

Poor old Lesley looked quite ill i thought! :-(

Ellenora5 · 29/06/2014 00:41

UN-IM-PRESSED

Do they think we are stupid, as if no lips Millie wasn't going to get through, mind you I do like her hair

Wayne is like a child, far too giggly for me

Alex talked himself up too much, and he's not that good, I bet he is really bossy at home

I would have rather Leslie stayed than Wayne, although she didn't look well at the end, I hope she is ok, I always liked her and felt so sorry for her with all that trout pout stuff years ago

Davros · 01/07/2014 23:13

Poor Leslie, I just read about her medical problems. I thought she had rheumatoid arthritis or something. The food this week has been pretty bad. At first I thought Alex was quite good (although I'd never heard if him or set eyes on him before) but how much butternut squash can one person use?!

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Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 18:59

9.00 tonight people Grin

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:02

Hello peeps Grin

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:03

Evening all. ÃŽm hoping for some light relief after the mind-fuck of a rabbit hole of they 'transphobia' threads. I feel this could be where to find it.

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:03

Cooee Halsall, fish and chips, how on god's earth can they mess that up

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:04

This seems to be a bit harder than pizza topping for overgrown toddlers.

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:04

Oooh what is the transphobia thread Calam,

TheSpottedZebra · 02/07/2014 21:05

Tina Hobley (sp?) looks the same as she did about 20 yrs ago!

Jason Connery... does not.

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:07

Yep she is very pretty SpottedZebra

I didn't know who Jason was

CalamitouslyWrong · 02/07/2014 21:07

Do not look at the transphobia threads unless you want your mind melted by the need for us all to accept that the self-proclaimed 'women with penises' get to define the term woman whether those of us mere female humans think.

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:08

Evening!

I missed you all the last few weeks, looking forward to tonight.

Halsall · 02/07/2014 21:10

Christopher Biggins provides the comic relief for this one, I see.

Yes, was just thinking that the bar is already set considerably higher for the first round.....actual cooking, who'd a thunk it?

Ellenora5 · 02/07/2014 21:12

Oh right thanks Calam, think I'll stay away from that so Grin

beanandspud · 02/07/2014 21:14

I refuse to accept that that's Jason Connery. What happened to the gorgeous Robin of Sherwood? I had his autograph and everything...

TheSpottedZebra · 02/07/2014 21:15

Biggins is another one that did Come Dine with Me. He won, IIRC, beating Edwina Currie, Julia Bradbury and someone else (m) who took their top off.

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