Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

Still confident with Ping.

James is on my Bob Hope list.

Seafood laksa could be nice.

I do quite like Tracey McLeod but she is a bit scary.

So far I would say Ping and Jack to go through.

I think that 'prawn' is related to yesterday's octopus

It doesn't matter if it has 16 spices in it if you just buy a tub.

Hay smoked!

And squash three ways

Is Jack wearing eye make up?

Is it possible that Handsome Jack looks a but like a Furby when he's talking to camera?

That'll be an 'octoprawn' Halsall

I think those eyebrows have been intensively groomed

Poor ping and the kind of kitchen disaster I would have.

Blimey Ping, lets hope Traceys's feeling peckish.

Noodle disaster. Ahhhhhhh.

Jack definitely has his eyebrows done.

Quite a feat to cook lamb better on the inside than the outside?

That's a lot of rice.

There's a lot on that plate.

You know you haven't done well enough when they resort to complimenting your vegetable stack.

Food critic has been good tonight, really impressed.

Arf.

Good to see that Greg hasn't got a clue what a laksa is supposed to be like.

Gregg's Peckham upbringing leaves him
uniquely qualified to judge a Malaysian laksa

Yes Sqoosh it's only a small step up from remarking on the cutlery isn't it?

The food critic was keen to show that she's a nice person and to approach this like a reasonable person would. Good on her.

The right two were chosen.