Proper masterchef Pt2

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New thread.

Evening all. Steeling myself for the customary rather disappointing Friday edition. Not enough time for proper mockery.

Evening all. I'm hungry and I have

What is this bollocks at the start? Why do we have to endure john cooking and Greg being patronising?

Rani will be OK with this, surely?

It looks very similar to Karl's dumpling last night.

I'm rooting for Ping I think and ogling Handsome Jack.

You'd hope. She seems pleased.

I like the taste test.

having said that, DH is cooking and I'm sitting here with

Bean no need for that. Last nights "dumpling" was the culinary end of the world.

Is there a spice left unmolested?

I always find the idea that every cook should be brilliant at every cuisine (that John is aware of, which is quite selective anyway) quite annoying.

I'm not sure that drinking wine and eating carryout curry is quite in the spirit of MC.

I think that star anise is ok for now.

Curry is spicy.

Well carry out curry is kind of with the theme of this thing. And wine is just sensible.

Ping's potato cake is monstrous

And vanilla.
Surprised no one is creative enough to sneak a vanilla bean or two in.

James looks like the bloke in Oceans13 who was the hotel inspector.

She is like an Indian Hattie Jaques.

50p says that Rani will be at the next BBC Good Food Show?

Rani annoys me with that giggling.
[stern]

Rani comes across very well on this.

Has he just spread tablespoons of spices in the middle of the cake?

Ha! Potato cake drug mule

Oh dear. She failed at the potato fence.