Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

I am at Gatwick in less than 2 weeks - noooooooooooo!

DH: "No, you're in the wrong check-in queue, we're off to France, that's Prague"
DH: "What are you doing? It's PRAGUE in that line"
DH: "Where did your mother go?"

Madame did you really get a wench top and can you post a pic/link of it?

It is going to be hard sourcing a full suitcase of garments. We made need to share/swap. I could crank up my sewing machine and find some online patterns, but I'm slightly lacking in appropriate fabrics.
Not sure the old curtains/duvet covers I have would quite fit the bill.

The threads in OTBT only stay there for 30 days I think. Limited shelf life anyway.

The links, gifs and indeed the posts deserve to stay forever.

For example, he should be with me for as long as possible

Twit - I have the rage today. I mean really fucking sweary piss off rage.

I have no idea why. I still feel shitty. I am going to Dr tmw if can get a fucking appointment, to find out what the fuck is going on. I can't do anything like this except for MN. I don't know what it is but it keeps flaring up every time I think it's going.

Tosspot and dd gone out. I am tempted to get pissed on red wine a la Athos, just for a distraction. The only thing holding me back is the constant bloody headache I have. It's like a permanent hangover without the fun bit first. But it is seeeeeeeriouslt tempting.

Hells bells, don't make the mistake of putting it all in there then - can you imagine if we lost the lot?

seriously

Back from a bracing walk. Alternated between sunglasses (for sun, obvs) and hood (for hail)

The sun is out, I've thrown open all the windows in a very optimistic way and noticed just how appallingly overgrown my garden is

Ok well I will set one up in a sacred and valuable long lasting forever place then.

Unless that is somehow treading on anyone else's toes? In which case they can fuck right off I will back off and let whoever get on with it?

Seriously though, if anyone else wants to do it, speak up and I will fight you for it I don't mind you bitches, just think it would be nice to do. as I have since the dawning of mankind

You can think of yourself as the Wenchnet Archivist Hannah. Now there's a title for you

Oh is it? Sorry didn't realise that. No don't put it anywhere it might go poof.

Might be your body reacting to your stress wrt your ex. I get tonsillitis when I'm knackered/stressed, perhaps it's similar. Glad you're going to the Dr's, hopefully you'll get something to make you feel better.
I am getting really quite desperate for some chocolate, I wonder if DH would get me a dairy milk in exchange for a post musketeer shag?

mavis that is the exact same weather we have here...

a glass of something sparkling always helps headaches

Did anybody except for Oblomov see my question earlier about Porthos/Howard Charles date of birth?

I can not find it anywhere.

It is starting to become a real issue now because I can't find it, rather than what I wanted it for in first place.

Seriously the first wench to find it gets a prize.
It's a mythtery.

Weather is biblical on and off here. Sleeting like a mother fucker earlier it was.

Sadly Drink, all I have is red. Might just do it though. Will make the return of troops more bearable that's fo sho

Yes where is Twit Towers?

Oh Twit, I am sorry! I falsely accused you of excessive exercise. Sparkle is the jogging dogger! Sparkle I'm not dead I feel Grrrrrreat! I'm going to wash the car now. I've already tidied the house a bit then I'm going to make a curry, then I'm going to dunk the brats in water, then I'm going to have Prosecco and them I'm going to GET THE RAGING LADY HORN!

I'm on fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire wooooooooowooooowoooowoooooooooooowoooowoooowooowoooowooowoooowooowo.

Are we westerlys on one of those big whooshy curved bands of weather up the side from saath to norrf?

I hope the sudden absence of wenches is because you're all googling Porthos' age?

....and that I haven't (to quote Drink) shat in anyone's cornflakes with all my mother fuckingy anger and swearing today.

I love you all really wenches.

You're all my BWF [hugz]

Go on, someone else tell me they can't find his age and stop me talking to myself

I imagine we'll all have our days where we shout and swear, cos that's life innit?

Nearish the border to Wales.

It was so heavy earlier it was white outside like snow. Now it is sunny sun sunshine

Oooooooooh Twit, oooooooooooooooh

Top, middle or bottom?

Twit we would probably travel together for first leg of coach trip.

I said this ages ago! We don't know but I think it was assumed he must be about 25ish. Who cares how old he is anyway, I'll have them at 25 or 55 and everywhere in between.

One thing though. Don't you just hate it when SOMEONE who I won't name, but someone who you happen to be married to and live with and who NEVER NORMALY TIDIES UP...goes on a massive angry tidying rampage one day (mainly due to the fact they find it impossible to just have a day off!) and tides stuff like, oh I dunno say THE FUCKING CAR SHAMPOO, so that when you look in the place you have ALWAYS kept it. ITISNTFUCKINGTHERE.

Oh and the same person won't answer his phone.

I need his d.o.b

Specifically the day/month he was born