One For All And All For One. Muskewenches Are ALWAYS Ready. Part III

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Tue 04-Mar-14 21:58:38

Part 1

part 2

Well would you look at THAT! These threads are coming quicker than a wench in the Cardinal's Wine Cellar Of Sin.

Welcome to part THREE! We can now post pictures...HURRAH! That was a successful outcome to a Wench driven campaign.

Please feel free to look around and interact with the exhibitions. Toilets are second on the right and there is a vending machine for refreshments situated near the back entrance. Come and go as you please, but please remember CARDINAL RICHELIEU IS MINE you must pay for all breakages.

Let the feasting commence!

MalcolmTuckersMistress Fri 07-Mar-14 23:53:54

Spurting COCK on your HEAD?

MavisGrind Fri 07-Mar-14 23:54:03

Plague or D'Artagnan? <seems topical>

King Louis or D'Artagnan? <seems comparable>

Although I have recently released that D'Artagnan has the same lips as an ex of mine. It didn't pan out well =.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 07-Mar-14 23:54:44

unnecessary?
surplus?

MavisGrind Fri 07-Mar-14 23:56:07

chewy? <misses point>

DrinkFeckArseGirls Fri 07-Mar-14 23:59:46

spouting cock not spurting <frowns at mtm>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:04:20

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/telly_addicts/2019097-Muskesmut-Wenchchat-and-Titillations-part-IV here's the new one! I couldn't put a picture tho. I've run ouuuut of my allowance sad

MavisGrind Sat 08-Mar-14 00:04:54

Lorks is that this time? See you on Sexmas Eve....

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 00:05:21

just. don't. ahyone. post. on. it . before. we. finish. here. angry

Right! Give me THAT! <snatches tequila from Anne>
You've hogged it enough, you can't just rock up to the party saying - I don't drink - so you don't have to buy it. Then drink everyone else's.

Not cool Anne. Not. Cool.

Turns to Drink... Here drink <thrusts bottle> have some of this. I love your cock AND your balls. Less snot fight.

Mavis! Love. I am falling for you girl. BIG TIME. Like big, BIG time. Let's go to Gretna. Let's fuckin show em. Who needs cocks eh. Just you n me girl. Yeah? YEAH?? <wild eyes>

Anne, stop crying. I didn't mean it. I love you too. In fact I adore you. You don't try to steal my man like these other shlappers do. <flings arm round> C'mon drink up.

And let's play a game. Let's play, pin the cock on the Musketeer.

Or I know, I know, I know......

Less play truth or dare <belch>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:05:55

Ooooh Sexmas eve! Oh how I love thee.

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 00:06:13

night night. pc/ cadinal/dw/ malcol/ randall is/are waiting form smile

DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 08-Mar-14 00:06:25

for me, ffs.

Fuuuuuucking hell!

Milady used to look well fit.

Let herself go a bit recently.

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:07:22

HANNAH! Stop flirting with the other wenches like that. You know I hate how you do that when you've been drinking. Yeah?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:07:47

HE

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:07:53

IS

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:08:05

ALL

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:08:17

MIIIIIIIIIIINE

Let's play word association.

But to mix things up a bit, we're only allowed to use rude words. K?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:11:30

We are going to have to finish this bad boy off tomorrow by the time Saturday Kitchen is on ok?

Why who's on there?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:15:22

James Martin with a massive pan handle.

Well there's a massive cock for you.

I'd have done him a few years back.

But they all go a bit twatty and reinvent the fucking wheely after a while.

I can cook better than that <knows it all>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 08-Mar-14 00:17:59

I was just setting a challenge. Why you have to be soooo suspicious like ALL the time? Athos Athos Athos Athos. It's aaaaallllways Athos. Well he's not ON Saturday kitchen. Because he's going to be practicing his Flumpet all morning.

Ah well Malcolm, looks like you've cleared the room again.

Only joking <hoinks Malcolm tit>

<arm round neck> <breathes into ear>

You know, I fuckin love you Malcolm. No one understands me like you. No one. We've got something special you and me. We're like this <crosses fingers>

I luv you malmam and you have nice squishy boobs........

ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz..............

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