Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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No, you get the Capaldi I mean Cardinal. He is Aries.

Failing that, you get me.

< throws down phone snogs Twit>

Hahahagagags Drink - I might've known. I might have feckin known.
You get me too

Does this mean I have to leave?
Fuckit, air gets everywhere, cos it's fucking AIR.
Stands to reason I get all of them.
except the praying mantis.

Malcolm has to be fire

Oi! I said I'd snog you. Don't shun my lust!

Madame - the pic only just showing on phone. Very nice. I'd look good in that if chopped my boobs in half

That Oi was to Twit btw.

SORRY! I just got over excited.

Yes, please! Just a snog? Not even a 'cop a feel'?

Oh, I thought it was to me

Athos water description is very apt too.

ignoring RL not characters d.o.b being used

Water sounds like feathery stroker.

Even Aramis sounds like he'd actually be slow off the mark.

May have to rethink previous choices.

That means Cardinal really is the best bet.

You can cop what you like Drink my lovely

We are after all, compatible now

The worst sign evah for men is pisces. And don't get me started in capricorns although they're very obliging in bed.

Nice corset Twit.

Ignore all those starshitesigns

You know who you're compatible with. Even if he hasn't been born yet.

I saw the "whipping" thing too Sparkle and then just about did it for me.

I shall continue googling, once I've finished the ironing.

I have given up. He is obvs just a figment of our collective overactive imaginations.

Careful Hannah you're popping out, you nearly took my eye out with your left one.

Can I have it back now? I need to start packing...

In amongst all this star gazing shitola can I just say, on the record, that I might be very pleased with my new jacket but I would never consider leather trousers (Musketeers in them excepted obvs).

I lived through the 80s, I know it was shit. I have never owned leather trousers in my life! but don't as about red velvet culottes

Sorry hannah xpost.
I most definitely am not shunning your lust.

I might see if we can get the characters birthdays instead. That would be much more accurate, yes?

He hasn't done enough work to appear on the internet in more than 10 places. Which is no mean feat, in this day and age. Good to know he has a full clean driving license though.

at all the research.

Twit if you can find out the characters d.o.b - then you truly do deserve a prize.

Ooh what's your new jacket like Mavis? Actually the leather trousers in H&M looked quite good, though I'm with you, I wouldn't either.

Madame I think he is a Serious. Actor.

hmmm, Little Drink has fallen asleep half an hour ago and i can't wake her up. hmm, what to do!

Yeah but Mavis, did you used to have a jump suit with ski pant elasticated foot strap things? in purple

Lots of theatre I think?

Do we know the date Porthos said was his birthday in the court of miracles? I know he picked it himself, but maybe, just maybe

DH is fire. I can handle you all, bring it on