Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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part three

part four

part five

part six

Ohhh, yes.

If we utilise OTBT we could use it as a library for everything we post. Maybe?

OTBT???

have you got my hint about the Porthos thingy yet?

Off the beaten track. Un searchable threads, at least that's what they used to be....

Oh Twit. It has your name on it.

Gah. I had promised myself I'd do lots of stuff today but so far all I've managed is one episode of Musketeers, half a Sherlock and eaten my body weight in carbs.

I'm going to put the kettle on again, light the stove and feel sorry for myself.

Right... off for a bath then hopefully I will be ready to face the world and go to my parents and have cake with the DC.

Yes Anne YES!

No it hasn't, or is he just mine?

Have a good bath.

Aww poor mavis

It's self inflicted Twit - I don't deserve sympathy.

Sure you do, a bit.

Mornin. Pity party here too. I'm so feckin ill and tired of this stupid sore throat headache crap thingy! it is interfering with my drinking

But I'm not looking for sympathy. Just saying I'm suffering with you all.

My day today largely involves a massive FECKIN CHEER, when cock face pisses off out in an hour. He's taking dd, so I will have peace. I am going to try to get some viewing in as I am seriously behind in the watching repeats stakes. Last time I attempted this, I ended up cleaning/cooking all day. Not today though, oh no.

But I have a BIG. MASSIVE. PROBLEM to deal with first. I am struggling so much and could really do with a bit of wenchy help.....

I can not for the life of me, find Howard Charles d.o.b. The other three no probs. But H.C is a mystery. Can anybody find it it is for vital research purposes.

they can't kill my love off, it would be stupid because it would prove he had not been such a formidable and powerful enemy after all. I think they will just gloss over it, I.e. never mention? or he will be sent a way somewhere? I have no idea tbh. but he is safe here under my skirt, nay in my knickers. there,Armand, it,s a waterproof Mac for you.

I'm doing fucking arts and crafts

Argh i uploaded the wrong one. i am currently trying to mske my presentation into a slide show with the theme tune but cant get the thing to work. i cant see if this is right.

anne thank you that is perfect.
Holy fuckbadgers (is it wrong that my iPad chose fuckbadgers over fuck?) drink that is dedication .

Dd wants to know why I'm sat here with a big . I'm normally a miserable fecker.
See, i need these threads and my kids need me to have these threads.
Am off to shag about on the new thread.

Morning.
Am having a day of ironing etc.
have no details of dob's for Porthos, Hannah, sorry.

Must get house clean.

Our Thorpe Park Day yesterday was just the best EVER .

I won it all on mumsnet.

They gave us 4 annual tickets, 4 ultimate fast track, free parking and £50 vouchers which we used for lunch, doughnuts and badges/key rings . It was fab. But now I've been spoilt with the fast track , I don't want to go without it!!

Ds1 and I started off with Swarm. Then plucked up enough courage for Nemesis.
I always said I could never do Stealth. But ds1 and I did. I got someone to take a picture, just to prove it.
Then we did Saw. That was the worst/best!!

Ds2 was happy doing depth charge, flying fish and logers leap. All x3!!

Had the best day.
Cream crackered today.

Hello Oblomov. Glad it was good fun, that is a pretty great deal.

I haven't forgotten about the King by the way... he is a work in progress and i feel one his greatest moments is going to come tonight in his anxiety over Anne so watch this space.

twats fucking about on the new thread are to report immediately to the old one.

that sounds great, Oblomov. I was hoping to win something on the Haven thread but didn't. could kill for a free holiday....

or we could start a holiday home swap on here? Hmmm, am off to ponder that..

Ah Drink.... I love you and I am going to hand over my share of the Armand rota this week as reward for being such a dedicated thread protector

Drink, please link to new thread. I can't find it.

Lol, I have just place marked, and am back. If that was aimed at me, which I hope it wasn't as I said on this thread that I was going to do that.

I'm glad you had a good day oblomov

Would a NC to MuskeTwit be in order do you think?