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Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 22:34

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 13:47

D'ya know what Oblomov. I have been thinking for a while about starting a thread purely for all of the links and photos.

If everyone likes the sound of this we could set one up. And I am willing to go back through all of the previous threads to copy and paste all of the links. I will upload any photos on the thread to tinypic and link from there.

I'm not sure where we would put it. But it could be fairly out of the way. Then we can include a link to it in the opening post of each thread?

We would just have to remember not to get carried away chatting on it. But it would be marvluss Grin.

I would even chapter the links so that we knew which thread they were from. They'd obvs be in chronological order. And I would do a byline (?) of who posted it?

would give me something to do at night when I can't sleep for worrying about the meaning of life and my current sorry situation as well as which Musketeer I really would shag/snog/marry and whether I really do have a thing for the Cardinal or not

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 13:48

Me too Anne.

Over share much?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 14:06

do you think we're now a quiche?

it always confused me,I though it was a French of a pie/ tortilla in pastry.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 14:08

sort of a pie I meant. sigh.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:11

I have no idea what the whole quiche thing is.

So if anyone would like to enlighten me, please feel free.

I haven't yet traced that one back to origins.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 14:13

WOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOOOP IM ALIVE AND I FEEL AWESOME.

I'm having it all now. All of them. All at once. RAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 14:14

yep, never been too sure what it isConfused but we might be oneGrin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 14:16

oh... please to see you, Malcolm

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:21

I've spent many a wee small hour sifting through valuable MN archives classics after finding them linked to on another thread. I've done Pom Bear, Lemon Drizzle but have not yet read any references to quiche. But I do keep seeing 'when is a quiche not a quiche' on the homepage sidebar thingy.

Well done on your run Malcolm. I haven't been out since November. I am so overdue. Looking forward to that post run high you are experiencing and shifting some wobble

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 14:31

It was me re the running Malcolm I have been out again this morning. I must say my runs have become waaaaay more interesting since they;ve been fuelled by Musketeer fantasy. Oh the scenarios are endless

MadamedeChevreuse · 23/03/2014 14:32

Good day all. Ive been to fucking h&m and bought a wench top!!!!! On the other hand, I havent done any exercise for four years and youre making me feel bad, mtm.

TONIGHT, TONIGHT, ILL SEE MY LOVE TONIGHT, TONIGHT THERE WILL BE NO MORNING STÀAAAAAR...

MuskeTwit · 23/03/2014 14:33

I've already said we should utilise OTBT as a secret library thread for such a thing hannah

quiche is clique where if you're in you're in and if you're not, tough shit.

MuskeTwit · 23/03/2014 14:35

Thank you sparkle, I was wondering which one of us was confused, me or mtm Grin

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:36

Well ever so sorry TwitMcMuskeWhatevs but as I have no fucking idea what OBTBO is ? I guess that one would have passed me by.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 14:40

Hannah if you are serious about going back through every single one of the 7000 posts & archiving/cataloguing all links then you are a braver woman than me! You might be in there forever

Actually, that sounds quite good.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 14:40

off the beaten track

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:42

Well there is no clique here.

There are however rules.

Rule No.1 = if you don't like parts of it, or you want to slag off some very unimportant details like historical accuracy, the production, the plot ..whatever. Then go start a thread about that. This is about love. It's about loving all things Musketeers (as in the programme so that includes all cast), and the dilemma of who is most shaggable at any given time. You either love it all. Or you don't. But bore off with your fucking nit picky details.

Who gives a flying fuck.

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 14:43

Oh - & I reckon Boot Camp might start tomorrow ladies

So at this very moment the 4 of them could be huddled round d'Art's phone in the Gatwick departure lounge with d'Art saying "Jeeeeeeeeesus, I just googled Prague & look what it's given me on some chat forum......"

MuskeTwit · 23/03/2014 14:44

Off The Beaten Track.
I explained it all to anne up there ^^

You'd probably find it in topics, under other stuff? I dunno. Over there somewhere.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:47

Sparkle - none of that perving had occurred to me Wink

Oh and while we're at it. I did actually say I had been thinking for a while about it. Probably since about thread 3 when it really started taking off. so does that make me the winner?

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 14:49

Ok, that's fine then
And I was right of course about OTBT being in other stuff on the topics page.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 14:50

You should give it a really poncy intelligent name, to make us feel less filthy.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:50

Oh that explains what Drinks last post was all about then Grin

Was just about to hit her with some of my Sunday charm too.

Never heard of it. I largely MN from my phone and look in active. If I want something specific I 'search' for it.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 14:52

Who lives closest to Gatwick?

Get thee down there at once! I will babysit for you.

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 14:55

I tend to walk around with my iPod on permanently on a Sunday so I don't have to interact listen to the bullshit sometimes.
I can identify with your Sunday charm. Grin
Still feeling shitty today then?