Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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He is 30, according to the western morning news.
But you're right hannah, nothing...@.......@......@......@
Does actually even exist?
More worryingly, lots of people are comparing him to Craig Charles, and images of him keep popping up everywhere.
I might have to dump him. What if I can't get that thought out of my head?

HE'S 30. Don't ask me how I know this I know how I know this, too much time stalkingAm off to google.

Hannah are you sending birthday cards to them all without telling us? Because if you are we need to do a collective one for all & all for one

X post Twit

Must've been us both leaning over the pub table & asking him eh?

No, he's not related to Craig Charles! He's too sexy for a start.

Would you like his agent's phone number? I can do that

On his agent's page on his list of abilities in the Sports section it states "Whipping"

No, really.

Oh I am sooooo going on all their agents' pages now. How hilarious.

sparkle I saw that too and gave up having cleared my history

That's cool hannah, I was worried I might be on my own

Arms & white vest, anyone?

I was actually wondering what star signs they were.

I don't normally believe in all that jazz but as I am going back out into wilderness of love/sex again, I though I would employ every means available to help point me in right direction.

I was going to do a power point presentation of who is what, compatibility woo woo and all that.

Aramis is Taurus (Earth)
D'art is Pisces (water)
Athos is Cancer (water)
Porthos a fucking mystery possibly doesn't exist
Cardinal is Aries (fire)
King is what's the point
Treville is Pisces (water)

Which basically means jack shit that the only one I am compatible with according to the gospel Russell Grant is in fact The Cardinal.

Because we are both fire signs.

Hang on Twit!

On your own with birthday cards or what?!

Oooh oooh who am I compatible with Hannah? (pisces)

Travelling for the meet up sparkle Do you like my new NC corset?

I think you're ok with air too, just not water hannah I am air.... DH is fire. I can feel overpowered sometimes. Equally I could snuff him out. But not tonight....

OK, have decided for myself. Water must be compatible with everything except fire which suits me right down to the ground as that only excludes the Cardinal. Perfect.

And the King, he is on neutral territory, like he really isn't an option.

And Porthos who has defeated google.

Hannah from ages ago, here's a pic of my new wench top. 15.99 from H&M to you. Tried to find it on the website but failed. Have a look they have quite a lot of wenchy blouses, also black leather trousers for Mavis.

Oh sorry meant to link to save you all fully outing yourselves

HERE

Now remember this is highly scientific stuff. I'm sure there are a billion better websites to use, but this was first one I found the chosen one.

You are water sparkling
How amazing is that? Your name and you are water...

I have a ridiculous book dedicated to this sort of thing, including your Chinese animal.
I am a rabbit/cat depending on which book.

Slinking back to old thread with tail between legs... Oops. Sorry Hannah.

Anyhow - my SIL reckons we ought to have action figures with the DVDs (as the extras).
So.... obviously they all have wavy-about sword arms and array of, erm, weapons.
Cardinal has a swishy cloack and twiddly fingers
Athos has a bottle to sob into (and maybe reversible head like lego figures, with a sad face and a not-so-sad face)

That's my starter for 10....

Fire signs can be headstrong and impulsive and there’s a tendency to take risks. They need fun and excitement and they need a physical outlet for their emotions. Fire Signs are highly sexed.

This could explain some 12 years of fucking misery stuff. I need a physical outlet for my emotions.

hannah

That is odd. That was spookily accurate, in some places.

phew

^Those born under an Air sign are imaginative and experimental. They seek the unusual in romance. Friendship is often just as important as physical compatibility and their partner must be a friend as well as a lover.
Gemini, Libra and Aquarius Sexual Compatibility
Air signs aren’t inclined to be overly expressive when it comes to emotions. They need variety in living and variety in loving and there’s an enjoyment of reading, talking and thinking about sex.
Most compatible with each other and Arians, Leos and Sagittarians^

so basically none of them....

Soooooooooooo I am most compatible with Taureans (Aramis) 7 other Pisces (Dog)

Well would you believe it......

I am fire!