Musketeers Wenchnet Sexy Sundays part II

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MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 09:50:18

WENCHES COME HITHER! We have made it to part two. No banning nor messages deleted. Let's try and keep it going!

The rules are:

SHARE THEM
PLEASE RINSE AND RETURN THEM
ALL DAMAGES ARE TO BE PAID FOR
LEAVE THEM IN THE CONDITION THEY WERE WHEN YOU FOUND THEM

Anyone who has been found to disregard these rules will be relegated to King Louis' plaything. And let's be honest, he wouldn't know what the hell to do with a Wenches Purse.

Please take heed upon these warnings. Your cooperation is much appreciated.

Madame Tucker's Mistress. <said in French accent>

Link to part one

(Let's Finnish them off in there first ooooh eeeer!)

....... erm...... I think there has been some kind of mistake.

Where is the photo upload button???.......

W H E R E ?..........!!!!!!

We can't stay here. We simply can't. I CANNOT live through a photoless thread again. I can't. You don't know how difficult this has been for me. I've been trying so hard. Day in, day out, having to make do with > links <!? <disgusted>.

Where is my union rep??...

At the very least, somebody give me the number for the helpline.

Oh and I will be registering an official complaint. I have been misled. It was NOT explained to me, that this would be the case.

I'm gonna SUE YOUR FECKIN ASS!

....and the Cardinal will be hearing about this.

I expected better <sobs>

(Oh and am I the first one on thread? grin grin grin grin)

<huffs back to old thread>

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 11:02:20

Well, looks like it's just me and you now then Athos...

LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 11:09:24

Super new thread! I'm a bit concerned about my lack of wenchly attributes but hopefully the right corset would sort that out.

Aramis wouldn't mind though

Oblomov Sat 01-Mar-14 11:40:54

Seriously, Hannah is right.

This is ALLLLLLL Wrong.

Please re-consider.

Please get this thread deleted.

It's not the right place.

And I'm not being silly.

I am totally serious.

Oblomov Sat 01-Mar-14 11:46:58
LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 12:47:29

Aramis

Why is it not Sunday evening yet?

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:01:15

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO well that one ended well! BAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!

LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 13:01:15

Go on then, I'll put Athos on here too

Can we try to arrange things so that when we post/hit refresh/click on a link, it makes that sh-shing sound at the start of all the beeb clips?

Which incidentally, I wonder if is the sound they make as they unsheathe their meat swords before action??..

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:03:35

Holy fuck that's a good one!

Stinklebell Sat 01-Mar-14 13:03:46

No photos??????????

Come on Sunday!!!!

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:04:28

Richelieu's unleashing would make a hefty "THUD"

Stinklebell Sat 01-Mar-14 13:04:43

Um...yes.

That photo is rather nice <fans self>

LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 13:04:58

Thanks btw Malcolm for our new seedy place whore place wine wine wine

I'm sure the Cardinal will give you extra boner (fnar) points for this!

palace!!

LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 13:07:51
MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:08:48

No problem at all! It needed to be done or we would all have shrivelled away withered and died.

Look it seems the Cardinal has just heard we have a second thread...3.bp.blogspot.com/-fBdUHq-HhVY/Ut26BhxrMGI/AAAAAAAANEo/4qaZZT0t988/s1600/10.jpg

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:10:01

Hahaha his sex face isn't there though, Hanna is going to have a nervous meltdown.

LetUsPrey Sat 01-Mar-14 13:12:40

Can someone please find me either a picture or clip of Aramis in the rain from episode 4 please?

I'll continue the search myself but that's what I'm after pleaseandthankyou

MalcolmTuckersMistress Sat 01-Mar-14 13:15:29
DrinkFeckArseGirls Sat 01-Mar-14 13:43:54

Found it! Ignore my PM, Malcolm.

But no twat posted the link to the new thread on the old angry

Stinklebell Sat 01-Mar-14 13:44:56
Stinklebell Sat 01-Mar-14 13:46:31

<swoons>

www.fanpop.com/clubs/the-musketeers-bbc/images/36621671/title/musketeers-athos-fanart

I actually prefer the links rather than pictures on the thread, you find all sorts

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