Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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ATTENTION

This is sooooooo overdue.......

Let's just get one thing straight, RIGHT?

THE Athos Sex Face is as attached.

Any subsequent Athos sex faces, are named accordingly... Athos sex face part deux. Athos sex face II. Or The Athos [insert a different word] sex face.

You can't callitfeckinsexface, because I already used up that name. It has been copyrighted, patented, trademarked, and BOUGHT FUCKING OUTRIGHT BY ME!

So I don't care which one is your favourite. But if it isn't THIS ONE

aaah, am on the app and it's driving me NAD, just go into telly Addicts, Oblomov and it will be there. telly Addicts are in Fun and Games,.

Twit maybe it wasn't you but I saw some conversation taking place, which is bloody different from place marking

You mean this one?? I believe this is The Definitive Athos Sex Face. Different enough a title for ya? Eh?

The trouble with living in twatarsed place with Damien and Benedict is that it isfriggin almost impossible to get a standard bacon roll from a greasy spoon.

I believe you live in one of the North of the River borough, Anne?

new thread link, Oblomov

Oblomov are you rubbing me up the right, mmmmm wrong way? surely you,'re not in the queue to Arman?

Right in off for a run! Twit, if I die then this is your fault and I will haunt you! I will allow Drink to take Armand into her care.

5 km lets fucking have you...

has everyone abandoned this thread??????

have fun Malcolm! so you' all be out of action for how long?

off to take a shower, it was a bit whiffy when I went to wee.

Mavis I couldn't give rats arse what you call it. As long as it isn't The Athos Sex Face, which has already been taken.

I know you've moved on, but the original image was good enough for you back in the day, before billowy shirts turned everyone's heads. And I just think it shows a total lack of respect for the original, that it can be so easily forgotten, now a newer, dirtier, image has come to light.

Respect. That's all I'm asking for.

It was good enough back then. Let's not forget what it did for us, in a time when pictures were sparse on the ground. Before we all had gifs coming out of our arses

Surely we haven't lost all sense of civility, have we?

Oh, and I don't need to "fight" you Mavis. I just wanted to be allowed to air an opinion

Actually Hannah the original Athos Sex Face picture does have a special place in my heart. That whole scene is lit beautifully and the colour of it is lovely.

Right. Going to get some fresh air. This is working on the principle I haven't actually become as one with the sofa.

Malcolm I don't know how you can run while totm. It's all I can do to walk about, without giving phantom birth, let alone running.

Would be a fair mess here.

If I ever run, you should thank me. I'll either be running from something bad, in which case you should all leg it too. Or I'll be running after the musketeers, which speaks for itself.

So will Richelieu get pensioned off to Rome or something? With a huge palace with ample room for his Muskewenches?

Notes Mavis's comment yesterday about how we are all cagey about RL. I am thinking not so much in light if Drink comment.

Hannah - I snorted a bit whilst eating over priced cocktail sausages on a platform at your comment on the other thread about fencing husbands and not comparing apples with apples.

Well said.

Tell you what Anne, tell me where you live and I'll come to visit you and I'll bring a proper northern bacon butty with me.

No Drink!!
And MTM
Do not fret. Your cardinal is safe in your hands bosom bed

Sorry. I still don't find him attractive.

BUT, if I had to be told off, by anyone, he certainly is the man to be told off by, isn't he?

Hang on mtm when did I say you should go for a run?
I don't think I did

Liking the NC.

Almost at my folks so will see you on the new thread tonight, although I am going to watch without posting because I can't get distracted tonight,

No more fighting. Over Athos sex face.
Hannah's was the original. All others will have to be numbered 1,2,3 etc.

Please someone link all , up until this point please?

For my indulgence .... Tee-hee

Anne I we already know where you live sort of and we know where I live too sort of, so what secrecy, hmm?

There is no secrecy. I am fairly certain that with everything I have said on these threads you could actually find me!