Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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He's given you the wrong postcode in the sat nav too.

I love the way he says 'easy' before he says the mass line.

Morning all

I used to live in Essex

I don't anymore and pretty confident none of you live here

I'm going to pretend I've got those 2 in the pew behind me this weekend. Behind, or in front, which better??? No, behind...then Aramis can breathe down my neck when he kneels forward.

I SAID that clip was hot last Sunday.

I loved this little scene

She's holding Ninon's hand but then sees the necklace and lets go of her hand. Aramis is looking a bit smiley. Queenie turns to him and he just looks "ohhhhh shit".

Excellent work there Alexandra Dowling

"Yes Mavis, I agree the thread is a little Aramis heavy at the moment...but let's just stay here a while longer..."

This morning is to be spent redressing the balance....!

Cor, Dog scrubs up well

Sparkle surely one behind and one in front

He feels, you're objectifying him so he's sending you to death by hanging. We'll be eating grapes and strawberries and watch you float on the wind. Like those wind chimes

Ooh an orgasasam, sounds intriguing.

Yes to greasy not pouffy Athos hair. Yes to Aramis and Porthos in the Church. They look so naughty. I love every single one of those Porthos expressions.

I'll meet you all at first services off the M25.

Can't wait for Queenie/Aramis action this weekend. Though I get feeling they're all supposed to shine in their protection of her.

Today, I am feeling the love for Porthos. He is soooooo big, and bad, and naughty. But in a nice way?

I'm also feeling a lot of love for Kingy chops today. And whilst I can't say he gives me the raging horn, I would let him touch my boobs. And maybe flash him.

at the paranoia of Church acquaintances.

Well at least we established last night that we are not each other's mothers. And yes sorry Alibaba - your name meant to go on that list. I was wracking my brain trying to remember it.

Except for Drink. Who apparently, could well be my daughter.
I'm not sure if this is because she thinks I'm much older than I am, or if it's because she is much younger than I am?

'Splain please Wenchy?

Peace.
Ahhhhhh. Starts episode 8. Again.
Watched Sunday night. Then Monday with ds1. Now on my own. In peace. Heaven.

You know that thing where you're waiting for a delivery, but you're desperate for number twos.

I was just being facetious, Hannah.

Don't you have an old potty laying around? Failing that leave a note on the door to give you 2 minutes to get to the door because you're mentally ill or that you are at the back garden. People do that often.

I'm waiting for a delivery too. It's not the number 2s that's the problem though

I'm waiting for the arrival of shoes, but can't get dressed until they arrive. I've planned today's outfit around the shoe arrival, if they don't come I'll have to rethink.

If I get dressed as planned and they don't come, I'll waste a new shoe outfit. If I rethink and they do come, I won't be appropriately dressed for the shoes

Decisions, decisions

Poor old Drink. She's having some strange thoughts like she's on some kind of drug comedown. I wonder if there are some dodgy fumes leaking from the exhaust into that Winnebago somehow? Armand said the bald guy with glasses and his young looking companion friend seemed a bit rushed to get rid of it...something about labs and cooking? Very odd.

Anyway I think she may need to be secured in a rat infested dungeon soon. Hannah could you see to this for us please? There's a long kinky weekend with Athos in it for you if you do! Armand is paying so no more Prosecco as you'll be onto the much finer stuff! He wants to have a weekend off from being evil and just concentrate on satisfying me.

MTM but Armand is here We are going through some important legislation paperwork. He says he's ashamed but you were just a rebound after Adele.

Eisenburg would get it too.

Where d'ya want 'er?

You are just a brown nosing arse licker to MTM, Hannah. I'm for you.