Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Brenda

Does Linda talk about ANYTHING ELSE?

Sam has to go because she is as dull as wallpaper paste.

It's not your job to tell dappy kind an arsehole. You are a nutter.
I am beginning to think linda has been spurned by jimbo in the past...

Well, it's autopsy time.

Could be Nerf

There's a story there for sure....

Anyone else staying up to watch BBBOTS?

Going to try, newest

Oh God, it is Anna Nicole Smith tonight. This is going to be grim.

Other than BB I find channel 5 generally shite going to have to find something else to keep me awake for an hour

Me newest| I have a 1pm start tomorrow

but sadly won't get home til 10pmish

Kitchen Nightmares USA on C4

Casey you look reeeeeaaally desperate now. Stop it!

Those purple sofas do nothing for Jim's colouring

Will be watching the Anna Nicole programme too.

I only watch Neighbours on Ch5 normally.

I'm fascinated by this autopsy programme.

It is strangely fascinating, isn't it?

What a weird life she had.

The programme repeats itself so much though that it could have been over in 15 minutes if they just got on with it.

I'm going with the belly dancing restaurateur in ch4. Want to hear Gordon say 'are you fucking serious'?

I'm going to watch Bbots but I've no idea why as it irrationally annoys me with all the bias on it. I wonder who's on the panel tonight.

Me too, Liberal, so far so 'WTF?' A grill without a grill. Riiiiight.

That's how I feel about it Lady.

I expect the panel will be the head of Jim's fan club, Sam's best friend and the leader of the "I Hate Liz Jones" society.

I appear to be watching autopsy programme too. Agreed Anne it spends so much time recapping. Why can't they just get on with it so we can watch BOTS!

Oh it annoys me when they say she was a 36DD. She's obviously about a 26J or something.

Casey needs to leave fecking Lee alone! She's made herself look a right desperate twat now!

Loved that moment when they were sitting on the sofas in awkward, bored silence and Ollie said "spin the bottle?" Hilarious, I wish they'd show more of him!