Celebrity Big Brother thread 5 - no more nipples, prepare your tipples!

[Nerfmother]

Okay, shocked faces at the ready...

Casey is messed up I think. She's desperate to please and be loved. She needs a good friend to set her straight.

Surely after days like this you would go to hospital? (Talking about Anna Nicole Smith)

I am CominThroughTheWry and I am a 36DD.

And I don't look anything like Anna Nicole.

agreed Anne no way was she a 36.

I can't believe her friends didn't take her straight to hospital, especially the trained emergency nurse.

It is bizarre, isn't it? After so much time with a fever you wouldn't care about the press.

I hope Sam goes. Dull as dishwater.

Were Anna Nicole Smith's assistants charged with anything? Surely they were instrumental in her death for not getting help in time?

Oh gosh, I'm sorry to sound so shallow but I loved Anna Nicole's dainty little noise.

nose

Poor Anna, what a sad woman she was at the end.
I wonder what happened to her daughter.

The daughter lives with her biological father. I remember seeing her in a magazine modelling for Guess - looks the double of her mum with the same little nose.

She was beautiful before all the surgery.

What are you lot doing sat here watching a bloody autopsy show! Can you really not move from waiting for CBBots

Wish Linda would shut up.

Just looked at some pictures of her daughter, she's gorgeous, and so like her mother.

Caught up now.Reasy for Bbots

ready

She's a beautiful wee girl - absolutely the spit of her mum.

Nerf not moving. On sofa with dog and hot water bottle. I haven't got a ciabatta in the oven. I haven't got some spreadable brie. I haven't got wine. yes I have

Isn't she Ann? Looks very happy with dad.

Jasmine on the phone..

Comin
Honestly just read through the random muttering a between you lot as the autopsy thing was on. Super funny.

I am getting off the sofa to boot Casey's arse.

Oh I 'think so' in answer to whether Jasmine will be there... "but it depends on how far it goes"

"He obviously lacks a little bit of self control"

she doesn't trust him!!!

Cor Jasmine's phone interview was like pulling teeth

Oooh, Jasmine. You've really gone off him haven't you.

FGS Emma Willis, Jasmine doesn't fancy Lee, it was an act! (Plus she will have googled and discovered he is a broke z-lister by now)

Do you think Jasmine sees what everyone else has all along now?

Do you think she feels stupid yet?